Minnesotan Kaiju

Who's your favorite Star wars character I think mine is Darth syphilis

Successfully blamed the fart on the other guy in this threesome 😎

I spatchcocked my cock

*draws cat pissing out of its butt on whiteboard*
*Points to it*

All right I need ideas, people

One time I was in bed and one of my exes had fallen asleep so I picked up her e-reader and it was open to a non-official eBook and the page that was up was James Bond butt fucking doctor No

Decided pork products give me the ick

It's sampling so close to shit that they've already done like that's literally the grass starter from alola.

They've never done a cute mollusk water starter

So how did Iran get f-15 fighter jets? Well we sold cocaine from Colombia in inner cities in order to raise money for a group of right-wing rapist guerilla fighters so that Israel could be The bag Man for an arms deal so that we could arm the Iranians against the Iraqis whom we also armed

Iran has f-15s for the same reason that there was two decades of a crack epidemic in the United States

Lol it's all good. Just teasing

White people inconvenienced by global events, that and more news at 11

picture of missiles and interceptors at night over a city. one is labeled "my tax dollars" and the other "somehow also my tax dollars"

That sounds like a really high budget for Kuwait to spend on military

Too late lol. Not a regret after Los Angeles was surged, not a regret after Chicago was surged, no regrets in November or December or January or February

Coffee is served too hot

The safety demonstration on this Air France flight is being done by a mime in a striped shirt

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

What did Rochelle Walensky say about covid transmission?

What did she say about transmission

Instead of a toilet it's a miniature lake you poop in and your log floats downstream to a scale model of a functional river-powered sawmill

You know you could update your views in light of new information

Toad-ally over: wisconsinites can't keep wild frogs or turtles as pets or race them under new rule

If frogs are outlawed; only outlaws will have frogs

A direct action accelerationist but not for societal breakdown but for antibiotic resistant superbugs.

Just filed a patent for my e-bike that has an exhaust that's a vape

When you have a bacterial infection antibiotics just hit different

There's also no need to supplement microplastics because most modern people already get enough through their diet.

If it hits its target is it really a MISSile?

Only we should be allowed to kill Iranians not their own government

Do you have never worn or lightly used baby shoes? I WILL BUY YOUR BABY SHOES! NO REASONABLE OFFER REFUSED!

Walk in with baby shoes walk out with cash that is my guarantee