Minnesotan Kaiju

Minnesotan Kaiju

@whisperingpines.bsky.social

Leftist, He/him

1,791 Followers 1,173 Following 14,602 Posts Joined Nov 2024
6 hours ago
Extract from veterinary training manual (I think)

Pretty sound advice

Handling: General considerations

The cat is faster and has sharper teeth and nails than you do. It has no 'code of ethics' or considerations for its own future.

In a fair fight it will win

1. DON'T FIGHT A CAT

2. USE YOUR BRAIN

3. USE DRUGS

Would depend on how the cat was feeling though. If it's in fighting mood then take care!

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can this be a solution?

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9 hours ago

They have a shelf life and munitions typically are used up in training before they go bad at which point new munitions are ordered. The US is using munitions faster than they're aging out of service normally.

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1 day ago

He's black lol

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1 day ago
Chemist has 35 papers retracted within 2 years achievement puts Hitler Lewis on retraction watches leaderboard

He's named what

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1 day ago

Feel like a motorcycle today (two tired)

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1 day ago

She Smurf on my Smurf until I Smurf

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1 day ago

Every article today be like: is wearing our houses on our backs like a snail the solution to the housing crisis?

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1 day ago
RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole

RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/

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1 day ago

🎶 you got effexor™
I got a plan to get us out of here 🎶

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1 day ago

If you are under 40 and you religiously watch CBS/NBC/ABC nightly News I find you a fascinating specimen. I will not judge you. I just need to learn everything about you that made you this way.

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Why would regulators even give a shit about whether a vaccine has efficacy when it's the only thing we have? You would just give it out and see if incidence drops as long as it was tested already for safety.

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This is as absurd as studying the efficacy of pain relievers by hitting people's thumbs with hammers. There's no level on which this isn't a fucked up idea

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I do not understand this. I don't even see how this could work theoretically in a thought experiment. I can't comprehend what could possibly be the motivation for studying something this way. The human cost of this versus the benefit is so vastly greater than ways that would be cheaper and easier

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1 day ago

This is an extremely good post

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2 days ago
screen cap from a doctor who episode where they bring Vincent van Gogh to the Vincent van Gogh exhibit and he cries seeing how much people love his art

how it feels to repost an old flop post and see it get engagement

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If I was a billionaire I would fund a free University that would have free tuition for all. The only thing is that the on staff professors have to perform the practice of biblical scholarship to investigate the historicity of The Three Little pigs

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Hold on is the study inaccurate or methodologically flawed or both?

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2 days ago

Justice should not be blind. You would never want it to be that way. It's still possible to structure power relationships in a harmful way with a semblance of impartiality so the whole exercise is useless

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I greatly lament that y'all have to go through this shit everyday. Your value as a human being is non-negotiable to me

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I looked up a story about it and they never explained why the boycott was ending

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I've yet to see a leftist former conservative who has deconstructed racism/sexism / xenophobia or even the rhetorical style of conservatives.

I do not trust them

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Just watched a scientist here make hexo-espresso, that's a tall tumbler filled with six shots of espresso, into which she dissolved a whole packet of hot chocolate.

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The troubles

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2 days ago

They planned to use the bombs against the hate marchers

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Today i came to terms with & accepted that Grandpa from Rugrats is surely dead by now

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2 days ago

The fuck

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3 days ago
screenshot of the taco bell app order screen for the “Pineapple Lime Rockstar Energy Refesca” showing a pale yellow liquid in a to-go cup with a large label that says “200mg CAFFEINE” 

it is $4.49 for a medium and is 50 calories

can’t believe none of y’all told me that taco bell picked up the Murder Beverage mantle

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3 days ago

Lmao

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3 days ago

Panenis

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