Minnesotan Kaiju

The government can't force me to take anything other than a white heterosexual shower, no peri-anal cleaning, no washcloth, Ivory bar soap

Fuck these Democrats that are pro war with Iran.

People think ICBMs are easy to make lol.

Yeah i heard them do the "Trump puts American servicemembers in harm's way" thing around noon on NPR from a political analyst.

No mention of schoolchildren being blown up. Just 🎗️ the troops™ 🎗️ 😢

So you don't have a sample to say otherwise either 😆

Israel *probably* has them

Was trying to look up an old SoundCloud rap track with the line "i got pussy in stocks and bonds" in it.

And the AI summary told me I can't invest in pussy.

Frankly i think women deserve better

You'd need to compensate for different denominators because there's vastly different ratios of men vs women in power if you wanted to compare bellicose tendencies

"war, war never changes. But men do, on the roads they walk"

I read in time magazine that Pete buttigieg didn't learn how to drive until 34? Surprising for a transportation secretary

Relieved that the tinted SUV on my block was just a drug dealer and not ICE 😌

🎶 well I've been through the desert on a horse named James
it feel good to give the horse a name
I just felt like he looked like a James so that's why I gave my horse a name

Ba ba bababababa

My partner's friend insisted that I try a basil oregano smoothie and now 6 hours later I did an Italian cleanse Mama Mia! the toilet smells like Shit Pizza™!

Role-playing as a liberal in Fallout 4 and I'm telling all the synths that they need to support the brotherhood of steel otherwise The institute will win

Women are bad drivers *Waymo

We need an edit button

When boiling a diva cup how much chicken stock is too much to overpower the flavor

Why did the pirate get canceled?

He kept saying the hard argh

I'm not sure if any country has ever gone to war for humanitarian reasons but it has to be like less than 1% of all armed conflict and this certainly isn't an example of it with regard to the US and Iran

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

Can you think of counterexamples

Gas powered vehicles have an idle speed that everyone gets used to driving and electric vehicles have to simulate this

An American literary classic themed bakery called Yeast of Eden

The commerce Secretary is named Lutnick and I cannot say this name without the spoonerism of "Nutlick"

Biggest ratio I've ever seen lol 1.1k for 5 likes

Dear President Senile Pedophile Hitler,

Won’t you listen to reason?

Very similar actually

his time is eternal.

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Also you can literally tell from context that by martyrdom in this instance they mean being killed by Western military power.

I specifically remember my Christian indoctrination into martyrdom. It was when people like youth pastors spread this rumor that the victims of the Columbine school shooting were asked to renounce Christ and we were told that we need to just accept being shot to death in that instance

The idea that being against Iran is not the same thing as being pro war against Iran is a distinction without a difference in the current environment. Also Chuck Schumer is both against the regime of Iran and pro war against them