Minnesotan Kaiju

That's not what happened

And it was on listing for a flag for the most racist man alive text only

I was searching for that comic about every third heterosexual couple and it gave me wonderful slop

Blonde, Bush Blonde

High schoolers shouldn't be afraid of gun violence they should be vaping

us military.... innocent children

Why are ZYNs popular? It's like a silica gel packet from hell

Do you think that a dog understands that the place where a car ride ends up is due to the agency of the person in the driver's seat

Going to trick myself into taking my medication by hiding in a piece of cheese

To work in the Trump administration you have to have very interesting ideas of what you can do creatively with facial muscles or the lack thereof due to Botox

Masters of battle atrocities

I can't believe that there's a human being that looks like this. Kash Patel too

Hold R2 and X to pluck chicken

My favorite James Bond movie is a good day to dye your bush blonde

I will never want a coffee made from diarrhea

Why would you sell things that just lost a ton of value. None of this makes any sense

I had to stop following that account because of absolutely buckwild takes lately. Like that isn't necessarily something that makes me stop following but they were just so shitty

I thought that Sacha Baron Cohen was from Kazakhstan until 2010 because I couldn't even conceive of someone doing that movie without the bonafides of being from there

A car window sticker that says if you can't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them

"If you don't agree with our imperialism against brown people then we are going to kill you"

I think it should be a fountain

Legalize Heists

Kms the mall of America

One person in Instagram comment asks what is a suicide drum. Someone answers that a sad reflection of the world today even the drones are depressed

Why do I find that all fish in Minnesota taste better than imported seafood?

AP - Report: Civilian death highly correlates to US military gunfire

Who's your favorite Star wars character I think mine is Darth syphilis

Successfully blamed the fart on the other guy in this threesome 😎

I spatchcocked my cock

*draws cat pissing out of its butt on whiteboard*
*Points to it*

All right I need ideas, people

One time I was in bed and one of my exes had fallen asleep so I picked up her e-reader and it was open to a non-official eBook and the page that was up was James Bond butt fucking doctor No