Erraticka

1st panel - woman with stars in her hair and a grey dress on but a glowing, aflame heart "I've been told I'm so strong," 2nd panel - woman's heart is even more afire "I know I am" 3rd panel - woman's heart is so aflame that it has reached her arms "I have to" 4th panel - the fire is even big "it's not like I have a choice" 5th panel - she is almost completely covered with flames now "or else..." 6th panel - she is completely covered with flames now "i'd fall apart completely"

The artist is SL

Be like me and do both.

3 days
23 hours
16 minutes

I'm fine, I'm totally fine.

Does sound fake

I assured her that it was no more than usual.

It's 90% "meh, I'm used to it," 10% "I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE."

The surgery I had in April has improved my quality of life by miles. I have great hope for this one :)

Please share the recipe, once discovered.

Anesthesiology nurse: Do you have any open wounds?

Me: Ma'am, I'm having surgery for hidradenitis suppurativa, I haven't NOT had an open wound in three years.

Five days until surgery.

Accidentally put my sock on upside-down so the heel was on my instep.

Definitely the most uncomfortable thing that will happen to me this year.

I'm an Adderall-addicted dog mom diversity consultant

Explains why she didn't read my gd chart.

Maybe they should take the fact that everyone blocked them as a sign that no one likes generative AI and maybe they should stop defending it??

Scene from Nightmare Before Christmas: the mayor of Halloweentown announces there's only 365 days until next Halloween. In the next panel a werewolf corrects him by yelling, "364!"

A wild thing to be blocked for.

Yeah, maybe innocent people shouldn't starve so you can own the Republicans ya fucking monsters.

Pussy-ass bitch.

Tell that to my nephews. They can't vote for a few more years.

Tell that to my friends and family. They all voted blue.

Tell that to me, a disabled person who voted blue and physically cannot work full time.

Tell that to all the people like me trapped by circumstance in a red state.

Hot take: I don't want the too young or infirm to vote to starve. I don't want willful non-voters to starve. I don't want Democratic voters to starve. I don't want independent voters to starve. I don't want MAGA voters to starve.

Nobody should starve in the richest country in the world.

Landon Cider snarls at the camera dressed as a werewolf

Check out Dragula for kings, queens, and monsters.

My cat has discovered that the fastest way to get my attention when I am ignoring him (sleeping) is to run his claws over my closed eyelids.

a young man is making a funny face while wearing a red and white shirt . Alt: The "You guys are getting paid?" Meme. A young man looks confused and asks.

You guys are getting cured?

"Cute" and "monster" are not mutually exclusive.

YouTube video by Mcbrian S. 28 Days Later Opening Scene

youtu.be/n8FbMY-quW4?...

At least watch the episode of Angel where he gets turned into a puppet.

Ah, to throw a lit match over my shoulder into a gas-filled room.

For legal reasons I will specify this is totally metaphorical.

My sister has TWO twelve-foot tall Home Depot skeletons in her yard and I just need to know why she's out there living my best life.

My neighborhood frog hole

I'm built different (worse)

I always hear how hard it is for people with uteruses to get their tubes tied, but that doc was awfully quick to put me in for a referral.

Am I old or does she just know I'm broken enough to need spayed?

Rewatching Urban Legend for Halloween and wow, this movie would not be nearly as fun if a single character in it behaved as humans do.