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Kane HalfElven

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Stargazer... All I see are a billion places I will never go. The stars – no. But I was promised the moon 65 years ago. WE’RE WAITING…

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Latest posts by kane-halfelvin.bsky.social on Bluesky

Trump COULD have sold the demo. 'Get your genuine piece of the White House.' But as usual, Trump is too dumb.

21.10.2025 16:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you know how many block-buster screen plays I have written?

21.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So the $10 billion banana factory is gone?

21.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Frogs in slowly heating water is a popular allegory for being unaware that you are being destroyed in an incrementally worsening situation.

But I'm drawing hope from the past week that we frogs may be a bit more aware of our situation than those allegorical frogs. #Hop

20.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 18693    🔁 4170    💬 322    📌 109

We are getting all the money we need from Russia.

16.10.2025 20:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The government is shut down, but Trump is still spending money?

15.10.2025 18:13 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Stuck in Lodi again.

14.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There are data/ tech ethics?

13.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank God, can you imagine one of those falling on you?

13.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

White Supremists are butt-hurt that Portland is stealing their mascot.

12.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

The Royal family promised Trump a Knighthood if he kills the files.

11.10.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK boomer.

11.10.2025 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought that Doctors were supposed to 'do no harm.' Lying does immense harm, and not just to the patient.

11.10.2025 16:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don't worry, it wasn't Trump.

11.10.2025 14:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A 50 story Trump Tower, paid for by you and me.

11.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Comey and Letitia are going to hand Halligan her ass.

09.10.2025 23:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Shut the fuck up, Stephen."

09.10.2025 17:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shh, you are going to let the cat out of the bag.

09.10.2025 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The reason Trump is trying to kill the Epstein files is King Charles promised Trump a Knighthood if Epstein and Prince Harry are never mentioned again.

09.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

The Racists are coming! The Racists are coming!

07.10.2025 14:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

'so no need to tell me to come up with a plan,' does that mean you have a plan, or you abdicate?

07.10.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten me into.

06.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's called Civil War, and it is what MAGA wants.

06.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The 82nd should make sure they are being paid.

04.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you do it in the name of Jesus, you get 80% off your sentence.

03.10.2025 22:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think that the next Trump portrayed should be velvet.

02.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Since when does 'getting out of Doge' count as status.

30.09.2025 17:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hegseth's 'warrior ethos' is a 'Rebel yell.'

30.09.2025 16:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now Hegseth is repeating it: Losers and suckers.

30.09.2025 15:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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