The Dangler || Yaoi Surgeon General

bad timing on my part tbh

i need to eat these stale saltines so i can take ibuproblen but i balready brushed my teeth. im also really hngry

toy story 5: woody is now softie (erectile dysfunction)

AEW Referee Aubrey Edwards. A female referee with her left arm extended outwards.

Game box art for the 2009 DS Game, "Scribblenauts."

Today I learned AEW Referee Aubrey Edwards worked on Scribblenauts.

#signalis

I love that period of time in like 2008 when the Angry Video Game Nerd sounded GENUINELY pissed off in his reviews, like he wasn't playing it up at all

ushiromiya jessica your swag is too different, they'll kill you. get behind me

Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing. Dialogue reads: Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?" Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory" Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."

Booker T's new gimmick is "Antoine from the old Sonic cartoon"

me: it's rly funny how spongebob pissed EVERYONE off with a bubble-shaped man to the point they wanted him dead, and when they TRIED killing him, he reveals he's BEEN ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME and damn he really let that guy drown

sibling: he gives you the Bubble Cruiser

man my anxiety's kinda bad today why don't i check the news--ah there we go and now it's worse awesome Why'd I Do that

also hi sorry if my posts worried anybody last night i feel better for the moment

i literally don't remember anything else about the movie other than it was a really harrowing 111 minutes and thankfully the only thing i took away from it is "-being forced to watch jason segel fuck a bunch of women- huh. could really do without jason here honestly"

she's also the only good part of "forgetting sarah marshall", which my mom made me watch when i was 13 for some reason and any further notion of me being straight was blasted away by jason segel's penis and that other guy that won't be named

maybe it's bc i love the good place so much but i can only feel good abt her getting cast as amy

"she was anna in frozen too!!" huh no she w--Huh. so she was.

-sonic game over music.wav-

i mega compressed her <333

happy birthday to Lemmy!!!!!!! here's one of my favorite recent photos of her :)

The Sunday Guardian headline: Big Tech Loses $1.3 Trillion in 2026 as AI Spending Fears Trigger Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia Stock Plunge—What’s Happening? Follow-up says: Big Tech loses $1.3 trillion in 2026 as AI spending fears hit Microsoft, Amazon, Nvidia, Apple and Alphabet. Investors demand profit visibility. TSMC, Samsung, Walmart gain. The article is written by Prakriti Parul and was last updated yesterday morning.

genAI is dying repost to make it die faster

I LOVE YOU FUCKMOTHER 😤 i sincerely doubt i'd still be making ocs if your passion wasn't so infectious!!!

your writing and art has always been brimming with passion!! your linework is so smooth and your attention to detail is immaculate, and your ability to breathe life into your characters is second to none!!!!! 🤌🤌🤌💞💞💞💞💞💞

close ups of lemmy's face

i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexic. i'm not dyslexi

photograph from the 80's of the wrestler Sting wearing a Gold's Gym shirt and sunglasses, leaning against a shelf in a bookstore and positively cheesing at an open copy of The Far Side Gallery 2, a collection of Far Side Cartoons.

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

a lot of contemporary writing/literature is downstream of Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. We are her lesser moons.

bad guys.....................
#yugioh

it's time to d-d-d-d-d-dd-d--dd-d-d-d-d-d--insert epic techno remix or smn
#yugioh

vector is finally in a place character-wise where i'm not like "jesus christ dude shut the fuck off", charmy's gotten a lot less annoying (to me), and espio is my perfect angel and he's always amazing (his sonic heroes voice makes me die laughing tho)

godd i love the chaotix. so much. theyre so cringe

They actually said it.