Halloween Name

True story from my last colonoscopy:

look i'm pretty sure the statute of limitations has run out on that kidnapping

Dad died but Arby's has steak nuggets now so who can say if this week is good or bad

okay let's find some music that's not about dads dying from cancer

"Fix You" no
"Wake Me Up When September Ends" goddammit

sounds frightening

a father bestows upon his child a toy that will be a very important prop in a future webcomic but entirely forgotten in the college AU reboot

A sign in a parking lot reads: NOTICE MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES

Welcome to America

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Booster knocks on the door to their dorm's half-bath and says "Hey, Walky, you OKAY in there? Do I need to send in the Coast Guard?

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"okay smart guy, i have a degree in Bibleness, and you don't, so how do you know mark came first"

well you're not gonna like this answer but you can pretty easily place the gospels in written-chronological order by the increasing antisemitism

"so how'd you deal with your dad's death"
"oh well i took a red pen to biblical inaccuracies i found on the funeral officiant's website"

can't believe this church ministry is out there teaching people in other countries we've colonized that the gospels were written in the order they're listed in the New Testament, like very wrong weirdos

the guy who wrote the church ministry organization's website is officiating the funeral, and i must fight myself from, in person, answering this blogpost with BECAUSE MARK WAS WRITTEN FIRST!!! IT DIDN'T LEAVE ANYTHING OUT!!! THE OTHER SYNOPTIC GOSPELS COPIED *HIM*!!!

i will not be donating money in his name to the suggested church ministry organization

how is this is how i learn his first IU degree was in journalism

always thought it was in english

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also somebody stop me from rewriting the lyrics to morning report to being Mourning Report, no seriously someone block me from searching up rhymezone

sky report's name is extremely frustrating because my brain super needs it to have an extra syllable in there so that i can sing it to Morning Report

some Sky Report for those who celebrate

glad I have these cheese Ritz crackers in the pantry for Too Shakey To Drive

....welp should've eaten instead of taking that nap

can't wait until they rerelease retro seaspray with a cartoon-accurate head

jeezus

it was my magnetic personality

("associates"? did, like, amos get an office job at some point, who in heck would be his "associates")

today in #9chickweedlane i learned you get odd stares when you try to do a nazi salute from out through your ribcage

opening up the yearbook like

realizing that the photographers literally took the L

me, after some quick airbrushing:

i guess that might be better than being the Lion Kin