Congratulations to all the socks having a holiday
20.06.2025 15:38 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0Congratulations to all the socks having a holiday
20.06.2025 15:38 — 👍 29 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0Still got 3 more birthdays. This month
15.06.2025 11:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“The nightingales are singing in the orchards of our mothers, and hearts that we broke long ago have since been breaking others. The sky is high the sea is deep, roll them overboard and sleep…”
10.05.2025 21:52 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Enjoying bluebells
19.04.2025 16:36 — 👍 66 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0Just heard your Hamlet short story on Radio 4. Beautiful. Thank you
18.04.2025 23:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A photo collage of the lineup.
Exactly one month until we venture to the Mill Arts Centre in #Banbury, in the company of @arfursmith.bsky.social, @rosieisaholt.bsky.social & @davidephgrave.bsky.social, for this. www.themillartscentre.co.uk/shows/mostly...
18.04.2025 13:23 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Poor old Elon Musk he’s lost 135 billion dollars and now he’s only got 298 billion left. Thinking of organising a benefit for him. Any volunteers to do an act in it?
09.04.2025 13:15 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 0I’ve been nominated in the humility swards! I’ll be really pissed off if I don’t win
31.03.2025 23:02 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Duh I’m meant to be giving a motivational speech tomorrow but I can’t really be arsed……
31.03.2025 19:22 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
27.03.2025 17:44 —
👍 16
🔁 3
💬 2
📌 0
I can confirm Balham Airport is operating as normal
21.03.2025 10:01 — 👍 34 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 1
As part of the 2025 Togetherness #Poetry Challenge we’re exploring ‘shared identities’ themes, with online sessions with one of last year’s Challenge poets, Steve Lott based in Harlow, Essex
@arfursmith.bsky.social @poetrysociety.bsky.social @ovyuki.bsky.social www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/exploring-...
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before…..
16.03.2025 19:01 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0Your documentary was heart breaking and brilliant. God help those poor people
14.03.2025 20:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Been great to have you
14.03.2025 11:40 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Everyone welcome at our launch of this year’s Togetherness #Poetry Challenge in Dalston @arfursmith.bsky.social @poetrysociety.bsky.social @poetrydaily.bsky.social @rhinopoetry.bsky.social @pascalepetit.bsky.social www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/poets-toge...
11.03.2025 12:29 — 👍 8 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Start of. Middle of. End of.
07.03.2025 17:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Seems a Nigerian Prince has left me £450 million. Quite pleased
04.03.2025 20:44 — 👍 23 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Done a sculpture
01.03.2025 22:27 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0
Sorry I broke your vase
27.02.2025 00:09 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Exciting breaking news in Balham; I’ve got a new pair of slippers!
12.02.2025 17:02 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0See ya Saturday?
05.02.2025 16:10 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I’m game. Email me?
27.01.2025 14:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Has anyone seen Elon Musk and Ron Hubbard in the same room?
19.01.2025 21:29 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0You coming to say hello?
14.01.2025 21:16 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Sometimes I think our cutlery wants to escape
13.01.2025 22:45 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Spotted 2 tigers on Wandsworth Common
11.01.2025 14:02 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 8 📌 0My apologies to the people of Balham. I’d booked some snow for today but alas….
08.01.2025 17:38 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Pomegranate is an annoying name for a fruit. It sounds like an Australian describing an English stone
04.01.2025 16:54 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0All of our advisers are currently helping other customers but please hold and we shall be with you shortly (boring tinny music) x 50
30.12.2024 13:53 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0