Congratulations to all the socks having a holiday

Still got 3 more birthdays. This month

“The nightingales are singing in the orchards of our mothers, and hearts that we broke long ago have since been breaking others. The sky is high the sea is deep, roll them overboard and sleep…”

Enjoying bluebells

Just heard your Hamlet short story on Radio 4. Beautiful. Thank you

Exactly one month until we venture to the Mill Arts Centre in #Banbury, in the company of @arfursmith.bsky.social, @rosieisaholt.bsky.social & @davidephgrave.bsky.social, for this. www.themillartscentre.co.uk/shows/mostly...

Poor old Elon Musk he’s lost 135 billion dollars and now he’s only got 298 billion left. Thinking of organising a benefit for him. Any volunteers to do an act in it?

I’ve been nominated in the humility swards! I’ll be really pissed off if I don’t win

Duh I’m meant to be giving a motivational speech tomorrow but I can’t really be arsed……

I can confirm Balham Airport is operating as normal

Exploring The Meanings of Identity through Poetry - A Workshop Series Join our four-part online workshop on identity with Steve Lott—teacher, director of studies, and 2024 Togetherness Poetry Challenge finalist

As part of the 2025 Togetherness #Poetry Challenge we’re exploring ‘shared identities’ themes, with online sessions with one of last year’s Challenge poets, Steve Lott based in Harlow, Essex
@arfursmith.bsky.social @poetrysociety.bsky.social @ovyuki.bsky.social www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/exploring-...

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before…..

Your documentary was heart breaking and brilliant. God help those poor people

Been great to have you

Poets Together, Awright! Poetry Challenge Launch & Modern Cockney Festival Join us for a relaxed and uplifting evening, with an incredible line up of spoken word performances, drinks, nibbles, and very good vibes.

Everyone welcome at our launch of this year’s Togetherness #Poetry Challenge in Dalston @arfursmith.bsky.social @poetrysociety.bsky.social @poetrydaily.bsky.social @rhinopoetry.bsky.social @pascalepetit.bsky.social www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/poets-toge...

Start of. Middle of. End of.

Seems a Nigerian Prince has left me £450 million. Quite pleased

Done a sculpture

Sorry I broke your vase

Exciting breaking news in Balham; I’ve got a new pair of slippers!

See ya Saturday?

I’m game. Email me?

Has anyone seen Elon Musk and Ron Hubbard in the same room?

You coming to say hello?

Sometimes I think our cutlery wants to escape

Spotted 2 tigers on Wandsworth Common

My apologies to the people of Balham. I’d booked some snow for today but alas….

Pomegranate is an annoying name for a fruit. It sounds like an Australian describing an English stone

All of our advisers are currently helping other customers but please hold and we shall be with you shortly (boring tinny music) x 50