🌈 Krissy In Color 🌈

The algorithm knows me too well i fear 😭

Okay but I thought this was Ianthe Tridentarius for a second 😅

It wasn't 😂 he was inviting us to his wedding

When work and school have you at the end of your very frayed rope and you only have one single thing to look forward to each week, which is seeing your home group friends, and then your GM starts his message with something ominous

Please tell me why I have a video edit of Quinn Hughes to Phantom of the Opera on my FYP 😭 y'all leave that sick Victorian child and his ghosts alone.

I bet we'd have really good bed chem 💋

Oh, ashes, ashes, dust to dust
The devil's after both of us
Ooh, lay my curses out to rest
Make a mercy out of me

Hi hi ❤️ Happy Valentine's day. I just recorded something really hot for the 🌶 page AND I'm running a 50% promo so if you wanna get on that, now is a good time 💋

Why was RFK jr doing lines of cocaine off toilet seats? Rich people don't carry keys?

So I forgot my friend had beef with Anne Rice over attacking fanfic authors and I've been sending them IWTV edits because it's up their alley and my brain thought they had seen it.

They messaged me to ask "are the demon twink and old man a couple?" And I responded with glee "WORSE."

It’s the heart of Prohibition and Harlem is in trouble. It’s up to these movers, shakers, and troublemakers to save it. 🥂🎶🎭📝

Please join our all-star cast for a Harlem Unbound Call of Cthulhu one-shot benefitting #SadGirlsClub!

Catch our terror LIVE tonight at 8pm eastern: twitch.tv/tbhalflings

Oh look?
The panel episode of @3blackhalflings.bsky.social I was on is out!
Happy Black History Month! We had a blast.
Shout out to my fellow guests @therosecleric.bsky.social , @vampirehimbo.bsky.social and @bruthaqueon.bsky.social

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I slept wrong and now my neck has made it impossible to do anything today 🙃😮‍💨 two muscle relaxers and an aleve later I still wanna cry

Lolol no the smut

THEY'RE MAKING A LIGHTS OUT TV SHOW?!?!

No, you can't fall in love with Lust.

Donate to Get Bree to London!, organized by Bree Patterson Hello! As some of you may know, I’m Bree and I’ve been a performer/singer/actor for almost 20 y… Bree Patterson needs your support for Get Bree to London!

I got some wild ass news this morning.

On a whim, I applied to further my acting training and I got accepted to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London for an advanced acting short-course. I’m still in shock about it, but I do need to raise funds for my time over there. I made a GFM—

And not the rude messages, if I'm being mean to you I'm leaving that shit to stare you right in the eye. Its the regular ass conversational shit or something you might want to respond to that I'm yanking back.

The biggest thing I hate about regular ass texting people is when someone pisses me off and/or I think theyre taking too long to respond to my message and its making me feel salty I will passive aggressively unsend my messages just to be a bitch and I cant do that with text.

Megyn Kelly "American Football is ours 😡"
Lady, everyone knows, we're the only country stupid enough to take a sport that is played primarily with the ball in the hand and call it fucking FOOTball.

Also, can't speak a lick of Spanish? Sounds like a skill issue.

Four Hades Portraits at regular price ($210) would help cover this first initial amount.

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Just thinking about how my mom bought me this stash box as a souvenir the last time they went to the beach and it cracks me up how she became more supportive of my weed habit after I had basically stopped smoking it 😅😭

Like mother I smoked for like 15 years, you had SO MANY opportunities

You can tell that they seem to know when theyre being recorded and di just enough of an awkward off beat head Bob to make it look like theyre having a blast

There are a lot of folks in their 20s & 30s who need to learn more about cooking & are making basic errors, so here’s a Cooking Basics 101 thread while I make some refried beans.

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Stove dials go between, say, 1 and 10. Use them. Some things need cooking slowly. Some fast. It changes everything.

I’m not arguing with no account defending AI. My grandmother lives in an area being environmentally compromised currently by an ai data center. I remember the color of the lake before they built it and the sludge I see in it when I go to see her. Shut the fuck up about “the benefits of AI” forever.

This was a One Shot months in the making. I cannot believe these amazing people who offered to join me on this wild adventure and celebrated by 100th episode and 2 year anniversary with me...

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Thank you:

Out of context vampire quotes: "You're a little old for my typical type, but sometimes a grandpa can really give you a good fucking. Really lay it down, ya know?"

Hi hiiii! My name is Candace and I’m an actor, improv performer, TTRPG player and GM! You can hear more of my work on 3 Black Halflings, Bloom&Blight, and more, as well as on YouTube here: youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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They are! Theyre made with banana pudding so theyre really soft

Come over and be my valentineeee