Alex Sprague, PhD

Alex Sprague, PhD

@alexcsprague.bsky.social

113 Followers 147 Following 67 Posts Joined Feb 2025
6 days ago

Pulled in our garage in Cincy at 11:47pm. Could I interest you in some FREE Grandview parking? This can be yours for the low, low price of a scenic walk by the river while people wait an hour to get out of parking garages.

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6 days ago

A 0-0 draw for #Crew96 seems quite fitting when the FO can’t sell out a 70 degree Crewsmas

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6 days ago
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The tifo has been more fiery than #Crew96 on the field so far

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6 days ago
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Merry Crewsmas!

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1 week ago

At first it was worrying, then it was a bit funny. For a while it was frustrating, now it’s just sad. He’s a broken man, let him go.

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1 week ago
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Please let the nightmare end

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2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago

PLAY WITH THE POOR DOGGY RORY

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2 weeks ago

Will trade yogurt for Lolo pets

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2 weeks ago

Yet another season of a midfielder being our best defender? Guess that’s Crew tradition at this point.

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2 weeks ago

Just caught the #Crew96 recap- from just the highlights, looked like one of Amundsen’s worst career games. Cleared into the middle straight to Portland for the first goal, gave his mark acres of space on the second goal, and played possum on the third goal. Multi-season trend of him struggling…

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4 months ago

#Crew96 season ended as it began. No striker, no replacement for Aiden, concerns about the backline, and endless love and respect for Darlington Nagbe. We’ll never see another player like him.

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4 months ago
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Incredible to watch the people on r/Columbus completely not understand how @morganhughes.bsky.social works

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5 months ago
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Normally, I’d say that’s a fair point, but he’s gotten the ball and had plenty of goal/assist chances as per his npxG + xAG. Look at his non-penalty goals, and this includes a bit of his time with Philly. It’s not the system, it’s his constant wasted chances especially compared to his Philly levels!

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5 months ago

That’s fair, but Gazdag was a proven top level MLS player, and he just randomly stopped the second he joined us. I just can’t make any sense of it.

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5 months ago

Pretty much solidified that Gazdag is the most disappointing signing in #Crew96 history at this point, right?

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5 months ago

Another night, another opportunity to watch my Cincinnati-based team get eaten alive on national television.

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6 months ago
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Dog (& human)

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7 months ago

Just going to send this post to my Crew ticket rep if he ever calls to ask why I’m not renewing my season tickets.

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7 months ago

No Dilly Duka? Pathetic.

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8 months ago

Incredible bit of possession on the sideline and a perfect level-headed finish after a fußlad fumble. Nancy’s champagne football on full display.

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8 months ago
Matt Miazga getting kicked in the neck.

#Crew96

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8 months ago

Aliyu on defense: baked potato. Aliyu on offense: rabid dog. Been a menace on the right wing all night.

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8 months ago
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8 months ago

For the first time in my life I’m considering not renewing. If a second kid comes next year, that extra $$$ would be real nice… Just hasn’t felt the same since the new crest.

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9 months ago

Love his energy but so many give aways in the final third… Thought it would get better with more experience but alas

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10 months ago

Guess you forgot that you brought it with you as a keepsake from your time on the Mayflower.

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11 months ago

Thank you, Lolo!!! 🥹

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11 months ago

Thanks, mom!!!

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