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Alex Sprague, PhD

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At first it was worrying, then it was a bit funny. For a while it was frustrating, now it’s just sad. He’s a broken man, let him go.

01.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Please let the nightmare end

01.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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27.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PLAY WITH THE POOR DOGGY RORY

23.02.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will trade yogurt for Lolo pets

23.02.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yet another season of a midfielder being our best defender? Guess that’s Crew tradition at this point.

22.02.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just caught the #Crew96 recap- from just the highlights, looked like one of Amundsen’s worst career games. Cleared into the middle straight to Portland for the first goal, gave his mark acres of space on the second goal, and played possum on the third goal. Multi-season trend of him struggling…

22.02.2026 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

#Crew96 season ended as it began. No striker, no replacement for Aiden, concerns about the backline, and endless love and respect for Darlington Nagbe. We’ll never see another player like him.

09.11.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Incredible to watch the people on r/Columbus completely not understand how @morganhughes.bsky.social works

23.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Normally, I’d say that’s a fair point, but he’s gotten the ball and had plenty of goal/assist chances as per his npxG + xAG. Look at his non-penalty goals, and this includes a bit of his time with Philly. It’s not the system, it’s his constant wasted chances especially compared to his Philly levels!

06.10.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s fair, but Gazdag was a proven top level MLS player, and he just randomly stopped the second he joined us. I just can’t make any sense of it.

05.10.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much solidified that Gazdag is the most disappointing signing in #Crew96 history at this point, right?

05.10.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Another night, another opportunity to watch my Cincinnati-based team get eaten alive on national television.

01.10.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dog (& human)

17.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just going to send this post to my Crew ticket rep if he ever calls to ask why I’m not renewing my season tickets.

08.08.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No Dilly Duka? Pathetic.

19.07.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible bit of possession on the sideline and a perfect level-headed finish after a fußlad fumble. Nancy’s champagne football on full display.

13.07.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Matt Miazga getting kicked in the neck.

Matt Miazga getting kicked in the neck.

#Crew96

13.07.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aliyu on defense: baked potato. Aliyu on offense: rabid dog. Been a menace on the right wing all night.

13.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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For the first time in my life I’m considering not renewing. If a second kid comes next year, that extra $$$ would be real nice… Just hasn’t felt the same since the new crest.

10.07.2025 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love his energy but so many give aways in the final third… Thought it would get better with more experience but alas

25.05.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guess you forgot that you brought it with you as a keepsake from your time on the Mayflower.

28.04.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Lolo!!! πŸ₯Ή

08.04.2025 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks, mom!!!

08.04.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Used LLM to help with some of the coding for my ML, but largely agree!

08.04.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Dr. Norm!

08.04.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dr. Paulson

08.04.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully some of the findings are translatable to ocular fucking melanoma!

08.04.2025 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0