Alex Sprague, PhD

At first it was worrying, then it was a bit funny. For a while it was frustrating, now it’s just sad. He’s a broken man, let him go.

Please let the nightmare end

PLAY WITH THE POOR DOGGY RORY

Will trade yogurt for Lolo pets

Yet another season of a midfielder being our best defender? Guess that’s Crew tradition at this point.

Just caught the #Crew96 recap- from just the highlights, looked like one of Amundsen’s worst career games. Cleared into the middle straight to Portland for the first goal, gave his mark acres of space on the second goal, and played possum on the third goal. Multi-season trend of him struggling…

#Crew96 season ended as it began. No striker, no replacement for Aiden, concerns about the backline, and endless love and respect for Darlington Nagbe. We’ll never see another player like him.

Incredible to watch the people on r/Columbus completely not understand how @morganhughes.bsky.social works

Normally, I’d say that’s a fair point, but he’s gotten the ball and had plenty of goal/assist chances as per his npxG + xAG. Look at his non-penalty goals, and this includes a bit of his time with Philly. It’s not the system, it’s his constant wasted chances especially compared to his Philly levels!

That’s fair, but Gazdag was a proven top level MLS player, and he just randomly stopped the second he joined us. I just can’t make any sense of it.

Pretty much solidified that Gazdag is the most disappointing signing in #Crew96 history at this point, right?

Another night, another opportunity to watch my Cincinnati-based team get eaten alive on national television.

Dog (& human)

Just going to send this post to my Crew ticket rep if he ever calls to ask why I’m not renewing my season tickets.

No Dilly Duka? Pathetic.

Incredible bit of possession on the sideline and a perfect level-headed finish after a fußlad fumble. Nancy’s champagne football on full display.

Matt Miazga getting kicked in the neck.

#Crew96

Aliyu on defense: baked potato. Aliyu on offense: rabid dog. Been a menace on the right wing all night.

For the first time in my life I’m considering not renewing. If a second kid comes next year, that extra $$$ would be real nice… Just hasn’t felt the same since the new crest.

Love his energy but so many give aways in the final third… Thought it would get better with more experience but alas

Guess you forgot that you brought it with you as a keepsake from your time on the Mayflower.

Thank you, Lolo!!! 🥹

Thanks, mom!!!

Used LLM to help with some of the coding for my ML, but largely agree!

Thank you, Dr. Norm!

two men are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .

Dr. Paulson

Hopefully some of the findings are translatable to ocular fucking melanoma!