Deliverancing numbers were way up under the Democrats
I have extended family who literally ask me how the hood is. I’m a white guy who lives in Williamsburg
This of course is complete bullshit but there’s no understating how widespread the fear of cities is among people who do not live in cities.
Newest euphemism unlocked is describing war like an affordable timeshare
When you just pooped but you are also about to poop again
The thing about newborn babies is that usually when they poop they poop again right after
The trend line is strong
Tottenham fans you’ve brought this on yourselves
They have a long history of signing Brazilians fwiw!
Fabian Hurzeler is everyone tho
This is what happens when incels run the country, I guess
There is almost no way the dweebs who post this shit have ever seen combat
Losing your job to an AI named Octavius Fabrius is perhaps the easiest way to become The Joker
New: I talked to the traders who bet Khamenei would die.
One, an Israeli ex-pat, would've won $63,000 before Kalshi froze the bet: “I was booking my trip to Courchevel.”
“American commercial immorality on steroids," @chrismurphyct.bsky.social told me
www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Inbox: Clavicular is woke now
I wrote about Donald Trump's business and political relationship with Binance, the world's largest crypto exchange that mostly operates beyond law and regulation.
www.thenation.com/article/econ...
This is like the traffic on a moderately successful buzzfeed listicle circa 2010
Life update
The sausage is actually the remains of Kid Rock, who has been sacrificed unto MAHA.
The line is thin but it’s not blue. It is not the thin blue line, okay? Jeez
The line between kindergartener and police union boss is a lot thinner than it may seem.
Last saved celebrity pic is your therapist
Thanks dude. Luckily insurance covers our stay tonight.
Anyone else cooped up with a newborn at the hospital during a historic blizzard? Anyone? @mayor.nyc.gov can baby Ava get an official escort? She’s a Knicks fan.
Wrong Sam Blum, unfortunately for baseball fans
Don’t think bro is getting 20 just to be that kind of annoying reply guy
Gonna drive our newborn baby girl home from the hospital after it dumps eighteen inches of snow. Sorry to my fans but I will not be live-skeeting through the event.
brutal
I feel like I need to protect her from the looksmaxxers, like she protected me as a child 😭
