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17.02.2026 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@samblum.bsky.social
Sr. Writer at Inc Magazine. Tech, startups, billionaires, outsiders, investigations. Dad on the loose. Currently on parental leave. Proton: Sam_Blum1905@proton.me Signal: Sammblum.89
brutal
17.02.2026 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I feel like I need to protect her from the looksmaxxers, like she protected me as a child π
17.02.2026 23:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not looking forward to breaking this down for my liberal boomer Mom when she inevitably asks what Mogging and Jestermaxxing is
17.02.2026 23:03 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On Thursday, a campaign account for North Carolina Gov. Roy Cooper, who is running for Senate, posted that the Democrat was seen βVOTEMAXXINGβ near North Carolina State University. One day prior, the Republican National Committee released a statement praising President Donald Trump for βjobsmaxxingβ the economy. Betr, a sportsbetting company, wrote that NBA superstar LeBron James, seen horsing around before a game, was βjestermaxxing.β
Straight to jail.
17.02.2026 23:00 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0Was there ever such a clear signal of societal decay when the Roman Empire collapsed?
17.02.2026 22:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Prediction market traders are βseeking alphaβ by buying TV antennas for a millisecond of speed, timing the Super Bowl national anthem rehearsal in person and uncovering not-yet-public press releases hiding in the HTML of websites. Anything for an edge!
www.npr.org/2026/02/17/n...
thanks man!
17.02.2026 17:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because I have terminal reporter brain you can still find me on Signal and Proton.
17.02.2026 17:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Baby's first baby arrives this week so I am officially on parental leave. See you in two monthsβafter Dad mode is fully engaged.
17.02.2026 17:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Get ready for an influx of MIT and Yale grads attempting to stunt in Bugattis
17.02.2026 16:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Re-upping the last story I published before parental leave!
A new prediction market seeks to make millionaires by letting users bet on online trends like stocks. The monetization of everything is underwayβand VCs are lapping it up.
www.inc.com/sam-blum/pre...
just getting there is a victory in itself a lot of the time
15.02.2026 18:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My barber keeps telling me I need to take a trip to Turkey. I feel like Rodney Dangerfield.
14.02.2026 16:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Clavicular Mogs The New York Times Magazine is a real email I received this afternoon
13.02.2026 20:45 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0NEW: Your average prediction market user can soon bet on the popularity of trends, brands, concepts and ideas. Everything is becoming increasingly monetized and financialized. VCs are eating it up.
www.inc.com/sam-blum/pre...
This guy strikes me as the quintessential journeyman forward who's pretty good everywhere he goes but for some reason gets sold every 10 months
13.02.2026 15:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0NEW: Your average prediction market user can soon bet on the popularity of trends, brands, concepts and ideas. Everything is becoming increasingly monetized and financialized. VCs are eating it up.
www.inc.com/sam-blum/pre...
This job sounds fascinating but also hard and potentially crazy making
12.02.2026 15:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hard to look at him and not see a lizard person (if you believe in lizard people)
11.02.2026 17:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A federal government MAHA website, advertised during the superbowl, is directing users to Grok to "get real answers about real food"? (Via @almsnatalie.bsky.social)
www.nextgov.com/digital-gove...
lol yes! always glad to not publish a disaster.
09.02.2026 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You ever email someone with the exact same name as a high-ranking White House official thinking you have a scoop and then it turns out they're a different person? It sucks I wouldn't recommend it.
09.02.2026 21:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me, lying on a sun bed, sipping a margarita next to a gorgeous swimming pool: "Help I have been cancelled now I have nothing!!"
09.02.2026 18:56 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Martin you're writing an op-ed in a major newspaper how in the hell are you cancelled, mate?
09.02.2026 18:55 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tomorrow we will no doubt see a viral LinkedIn post about how smart that was
09.02.2026 03:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Coinbaseβs commercial was just the karaoke screen to a Backstreet Boys song i donβt even know what weβre doing here anymore
09.02.2026 02:59 β π 95 π 5 π¬ 3 π 4also say what you will about curling it's probably justified but this hip flexor action is wild.
08.02.2026 20:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A lot of people say peak masculinity is Andrew Tate but itβs actually this guy doing exactly this
08.02.2026 20:09 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Someone tell Pat that everything is fake and everyone is an actor so he never comes back
08.02.2026 00:16 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0