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A picture of two Magnum ice cream bars from one of their professional ads where both bars look like period pads and text saying, "A perfect example of not one woman being on the marketing team."

And I looked it up to see if it was real because, you know, internet. Not only is it real, they have a lady sexily taking a bite with way too much lip sucking action. Yeah, mama, munch on that period pad........

Katya Zamo holding a red mic to her phone, in a gold dress and heavy bangs, looking horrified.

Q1 2025, feedback:

Adrian Brody thinks this speech is embarrassingly long & self-indulgent.

#StateOfTheUnion

I've called American politics a death cult before, but this beggars understanding. They are gorging themselves on misery for no reason but a love of human pain and annihilation.

Truly adorable!

Why is it that any time a health care professional asks me to breathe, it's suddenly a foreign concept? You want me to put air where now?

I'm not gonna lie, you made that sound more fun than it probably was.

Picture of my frozen over yard in Boone, NC.

Freezing rain has turned my entire (not at all small) yard into a skim milk bog!

It was literally an American Flag made on the backs of black men. It's ok if you didn't get it.

when yall see conservatives say “DEI” you can just replace it with the n-word to understand what they really mean

One day, one day, ONE DAY everyone will be able to be who they are and everything they are and allowed to change with the flow of their life and it won't require explaining just informing. And they might not think about it then, but it's gonna be in part because you're tired now. 💗 Truly remarkable.

I worry that my struggle with Seran Wrap reflects poorly on my intellect

When someone dares to call me a blasphemous heathen, I tell them that they're very perceptive

don't want to see trans people? pluck out your eyes.

h/t @kimkelly.bsky.social

This is amazing, I am SO happy for you and that you get to live your life for you. This is such a shining message in all this current bullshit!

Text reading, "The tolerant left? No, they're down the hall. We're the 'fuck off and die you racist motherfuckers' left" over a picture of Grogu flipping the bird.

Gonna tell the kids this was RFK Jr.

Oh, I think they are...

What ICE is doing is pure evil. Christian hypocrisy at its finest.

I honestly think it's because Trixie makes a joke and we all laugh, but then Katya proceeds to crack up, which makes us all laugh harder, and we forget the originator. At least in the early days I was guilty of this, but Trixie is truly hysterical.

YES! ❤️💗

Luna, a Golden Retriever.

My favorite coworker!

Screenshot from WordsMatter, reads: The great thing about the anti trans executive order is that since it was written by morons and refers to sex as "fixed at conception", everyone in the US is now female.

I'd say go confirm this for yourself, but we all know that if you need to, you're not smart enough to. Hey, girl, hey...

Screenshot of a Quora search answering the question, "What is your opinion of drag queens around children?" Answer: I'm against drag queens being exposed to children. A lot could go wrong. Nails could be broken, wigs pulled off, someone could get knocked off her heels. Children are wild, irrational, and unpredictable, and their characters are still in the formative stages. Someone fabulous could get hurt.

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Shocked that man isn't 87 by now. He and Bob were the only ones on there that I knew.

He was exactly how I expected he'd be on that show!

That is 100% Katya and I will take no other answers. Sorry, Kylie.

Yes we should! Very in favor of this!