bionic internet puppet

Traitors needs to start casting contestants from America’s Next Top Model as well as Flavor of Love and its spin-offs.

Go see @thebobthedragqueen.bsky.social if she’s in your town, you’ll laugh every moment of her set 🥰

Am I understanding correctly: Canada’s Drag Race had Jimbo AND TS Madison on the payroll, and instead of having them host that nightmare of a challenge… they made Brad do it?

Interesting choices, ladies! 🫠

Excited to start, hope it lives up to Traitors Canada 2

Me after the Born Pink tour: I’m never going to a winter concert ever again

Yves: *tours in December*

Me: 🤡

Just woke up from a coma, what is cheeto current sea?

Practicing impulse control by trying not to bite into my gummies. Failing spectacularly so far!

Hey I don’t want to alarm you or anything but it seems like all the girls are girling girling

Next locktober, instead of/in addition to subs wearing chastity cages, annoying men should wear muzzles

On explore la proposition dès que le MR s’écroule

I was looking at the pulls struggling to see the problem, then it hit me 💀

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

Yeah I’ll probs say fuck it and start an alt when I decide to take nudes again

reskeet if you’re a FAG

Yeah, but you do have to fiddle with content preference settings to see it

The mitochondria: cellular, I know about cellular 🎶

One of my pet peeves is people going to Berghain then performing disgust at witnessing Berghain Things™️

Very smart of BlueSky to change its logo to a tramp stamp

Does it count as 1 hole or 2 holes?

I feel the rush (brain zaps from Sumatriptan™️)

Lily from NMIXX has the same energy as Jenny Nicholson

Not participating in FCF yet but happy Tension release day to 🚬s worldwide 🥰

Do you have games on your phone?

Each track on Loossemble’s EP could be the pre-release single or title track of an album with a distinct vibe, yet they all somehow form a cohesive body of work.

Reskeet the last song that was playing on your phone :3

The fact that MiSaMo have the fewest lines on Hare Hare viscerally angers me every day

Timr to play my favorite game: “Did I Take Out My Contacts Before My Nap?”

Anemograna: whoooosh! Take off!
Geograna: shinypuzzle ✨
Electrograna: bzzzzzzzzz
Dendrograna: pop pop pop!
Hydrograna: FUCK YOU! 🤬🤬🤬 In French 😃🇫🇷🥖

Oh Navia deserves all the Golden Globes, Tonys, Emmys, Oscars… what a character!

You’re doing it with such poise too! I’m too antagonistic, condescending, and impatient to win the audience over completely—not to mention I get very heated and can’t organize my thoughts in that state.