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@tommayhew.bsky.social

Stand-up comedian. Writer. Skint. "Tom Mayhew is Benefit Scum" on BBC Radio 4 https://linktr.ee/TomMayhew

241 Followers  |  250 Following  |  6 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.7929

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I had to use the shower at my Grandpa's house this morning. This is his deodrant.

He's 94.

21.03.2025 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
101 Rules for a Better World (By Comedians) Bar 50 Garden Room 15:30 - 31st July - 24th August (not Mondays)

101 Rules for a Better World (By Comedians) Bar 50 Garden Room 15:30 - 31st July - 24th August (not Mondays)

Forgot to do this last night but massive shout out to @tommayhew.bsky.social and @lesliegold.bsky.social for their new panel showπŸ‘‡wonderfully supported by @thatbaldyfella.bsky.social & Jake Patrick

It’s a great concept, please go and see in Edinburgh if you can.

And🀞there may also be a podcast.

17.03.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not many tickets left for my performance of 'I, Tom Mayhew' at the Rik Mayall Comedy Festival! Really looking forward to it.

17.03.2025 12:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Charlie smiling onstage

Charlie smiling onstage

a human 3d adult Bart Simpson staring sadly onstage

a human 3d adult Bart Simpson staring sadly onstage

two blindfolded people in fancy outfits try to pour wine

two blindfolded people in fancy outfits try to pour wine

Tom dressed as a beer bottle, beside Adam in a bald cap and hand drawn cat vest

Tom dressed as a beer bottle, beside Adam in a bald cap and hand drawn cat vest

Much magnificence at Monday's #ACMS, hat-tip to:
πŸͺ„ the prop-free @charlievmartin.bsky.social, who spent NOTHING on bread
πŸ“Ί child star Bart Simpson (!)
πŸ₯‚ the dapper daters Alexander Richmond & Caroline Barton
πŸš‡ @adamlarter.bsky.social and all his underground associates, inc @tommayhew.bsky.social

11.03.2025 17:20 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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I was never bothered about pancakes - until @adelecliff.bsky.social's groundbreaking Pancake Day rule proposed (& overwhelmingly voted in) @ 101 Rules for a Better World (by Comedians). Thank you for your service, Adele. IYKYK

@101rules.bsky.social
@tommayhew.bsky.social
@soozuk.bsky.social

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04.03.2025 10:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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So much fun! I think we've got something good here, ya know. πŸ’œ

Back for another WIP (just to make sure) on 16 Mar, panellists to be announced soon.

Big love to @tommayhew.bsky.social @soozuk.bsky.social & @adelecliff.bsky.social for ace ideas & ace bants.

16 Mar tix: tinyurl.com/sofunnytues

17.02.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely evening with @lesliegold.bsky.social @tommayhew.bsky.social @adelecliff.bsky.social
@soozuk.bsky.social on 101 Rules For A Better World

Wonderful panel concept plus we got rid of Barney Walsh.

#TheMask

16.02.2025 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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SOUNDS HILARIOUS.

17.03.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

07.01.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if your dream is to read 15% less posts by nazis then yes it will

07.01.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god another social media app, maybe this will be the one to make all of my dreams come true

07.01.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I be added to this please? Thank you!

07.01.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First poo of the year, always a special one.

01.01.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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