Dr. Töntig Rotfuchs

CAUSE I'M YOUR LADY!

Imagine owning the world's greatest love songs

AND YOU ARE MY MAN!

by the greatest voices of our time

TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU?

in a once in a lifetime collection

SOMEWHERE OUT THERE!

Time-Life music presents: the ultimate love songs collection.

Majestic dork!

But, do you have a snack chicken to share?

Inside you, there are two foxes.

One is shrieking for no reason.

The other is making noises like the starter from a 1977 Plymouth Arrow.

Do you have a snack chicken to share?

YouTube video by Jan Terri Jan Terri - Hot Dog Baby (Official Music Video)

Despite all the doom and gloom in the news recently, it is my pleasure to share something positive.

For the first time in years, Chicago's own Jan Terri posted a new video!

Enjoy!

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Fun Furry Fact: the first ever furry convention, "Confurence 0" was held in 1989 in southern California. The same year which saw the release of unrelated belgian techno anthem "Pump Up the Jam"

Spicy clouds

Finally. A positive this weekend.

This is about where I am right now.

Seriously need to take a break from everything.

Dallas, why does your entire city smell faintly like an auto shop?

"We've replaced this salad bar with a 1983 Chevrolet Celebrity"

I feel like historians are ignoring Alex Trebek’s hair from the 70’s and I will not tolerate this disrespect.

Happy Sundsgiving!

YouTube video by Betamax King Phantom of the Opera - Toronto 1992

Despite being a gay, my knowledge of the theatre is limited to knowing the phone number to order tickets for the Phantom of the Opera at Toronto’s Pantages Theatre between 1989 and 1999.

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“The pitter-patter of little feet. Robit feet.”

-Walter Cronkite, 1967

“It smells like pork log in here!”

- @synthfox87.bsky.social

There once was a man from Michigan,
Whose patience had come and went again,
He looked at his screen and let out a scream,
“Why the fuck can’t Microsoft make anything competently decent?”

I’m no IT specialist, but I think I could have figured this one out.

During the Woodward Dream Cruise, I manage to get only one picture of a vehicle.

Today I learned that “tub” is a viable unit of volume for selling a lot of clock radios.

Every time I go to the deli counter at Meijer, I’m disappointed the counter isn’t attended by Patti Deutsch. Then the disappointment turns to elation, because deli meats.

Why.

But…

I don’t know who put this street sign up, but, it’s Rosewood, sir.

B!

In all seriousness, in redoing the flower beds, my intent was to have bee and butterfly attractant plants. It seems to be working!

Village Idiot ™

Turtles!

It’s an itty bitty baby bun!

Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds II: Canadian Invasion”

116,264 Fudge Stripe cookies.