🌈Dr. Frizzle

Excellent TY

update we had biscuits for breakfast just so we could sing this song again 🙂

So true

I journaled before bed & was mormon so no coffee etc. I didn’t even eat until after I’d run and showered. What a little weirdo I was

It always made me break out in hives which was a bummer because I job shadowed at the local newspaper in like 8th grade and loved it

I think when I lived with my parents I would read on weekends (wasn’t allowed to jog in the dark when I woke up!) but in college I just ran like a weirdo

Trying to remember what I did in the morning when I first woke up before I was super online

Before phones I would pick up my computer and check my email

Before I had a laptop… I think I turned on my desktop?

Before I had a desktop… I THINK I USED TO PUT ON RUNNING SHOES AND RUN 6 miles WTAFFF

A can of zero sugar A&W root beer on my bed

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi hapus!

I’m having my evening comfort beverage

_goldgriffin • 1d + Im DJing in Dubai right now and just got a missile alert I should play rocketman?? mrkoolguynyc 5h • •• + This is like the band continuing to play when the Titanic sank. • + _goldgriffin • 1h This is exactly how it felt too •••

This timeline is a lot

davidthestella 1d Eat a cake in bed. Put tequila in the coffee machine. Take a shit in the shower. Fuck it. Nothing matters anymore 1/2 & Threads

Their vibe is spreading

(we finally googled lol)

YouTube video by Soul Driver Taste the biscuit taste the goodness of the biscuit

For MONTHS my wife has been singing “taste the goodness of the biscuit” and none of us knew why UNTIL NOW

youtu.be/SbqzmasdBYc

more accurately, I am observing an argument and laughing

current status: arguing with child’s British boyfriend about whether she should be offended he called her a “jammy tart”

Hi, I have diagnosed c-PTSD and this is true and if you suck at tetris, any bright coloured fast game requiring rapid eye movement and decision making will do! it also helps if you witness something triggering and are trying to stave off an episode

shoutout to everyone born on February 29, who has to go to bed tonight, knowing no one will celebrate their birthday tomorrow

I see you

I read the alt text, did not understand the reference, but went with the vibe because it seemed right idk

Maybe in Milan they blend in better idk

You get us

omg we’re like the lizards

I’m laughing. Your soap is clearly cursed with the sprit of a thousand screaming orphans and I’m laughing

congress sounds cool i wish it was real

Me and my wife looking like an Old Irish man and his fish wife. My wife is the old Irish man and I’m the fish wife. I don’t know how to explain this photo better other than that we are both wearing green, pageboy caps, sunglasses, and she’s in a sweater while I’m in a scarf

it hit 60°F (15.5°C) today out of nowhere and after weeks of sometimes -10°F (-23.3°C)(with wind, etc.) we have run into no fewer than 6 lesbian couples in the wild and have concluded lesbians are Heat Seeking Creatures™

is it Paula Abdul? Or Random Boy Band from the 90’s?

(I’m at an Old Person Venue and they are playing “My Music”)

So anyway I guess this is what it feels like to be one of the tiny humans running through the streets while the giant supervillain monsters are fighting by throwing passengers trains and apartment buildings at each other

Remember in our “how to talk like a normal fucking human” class when we spent like a whole class getting everyone to try to identify what they ACTUALLY wanted

So all of this is in a thread about a Claude tool someone built to link to NLRB opinions, and it's just such a massive misunderstanding of how law works.

You can kick the gay out of the church, etc.

Misread as “spies” and was like they look like the type

Chicken piccata and rye toast and a Diet Coke

Having chicken piccata for breakfast because I have free will