🌈Dr. Frizzle

Heather is making Jambalaya lol

She would do shit like that

Oh that’s so interesting! Mine is from a neurological injury that affected my right side but when I was hospitalized for “right side weakness” and they put a “fall risk” band on me I was like OMG I am the United States of America

the body keeps the score indeed

having trouble sleeping because the right side of my body keeps having a lot of unpredictable spasticity and it’s causing a lot of pain and lmao my body is doing a metaphor isn’t she

shoutout to my mentions for reminding me of when someone said I was “unfortunately a real person” (apparently using sensory details in your writing is… wrong? or something? 😂)

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No witchcraft involved in these deaths. I hope. 😂

I was telling my son, I literally started writing this so I could tell the story of you and Lily’s conception so you’d have it, I didn’t mean for everyone to start dying, but that’s what happened 😭

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You run into witches who want to protect you from an unknown to you evil. I run into people who ask me for directions in places that I’m visiting for the first time. Our lives are not the same.

my wife, frowning: what is that noise

me, ominously: the geese have returned

I read the poem and it hit me like a truck!
phew

Whoever said "write what you know" was not prepared for Dr F. Another thread, another journey.

Our table full of people at my son’s birthday

we have identified a possible fourth Mandela moment because some of the people at this table remember a fourth chipmunkette???

It’s bad tonight and, listen, I’m doing my best but

Those are mine!

All of us with our various shoes at dinner for my son’s birthday

Shoe summit

A closeup of my daughter and her bf’s shoes and they are the same shoes in pink and brown and they’re wearing one of each

My child and her boyfriend and they have swapped their shoes so they’re wearing one pink and one brown shoe each

When you and your boyfriend wear the same shoe size

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Shoutout to Lucy from Bloomsbury who I meant to say hello to but who was MUCH too popular for me to get in there! You made the right choice publishing my colleague! It’s gonna be great

A and my wife and she has her tongue out cause she’s a weirdo Ike that. My cane is visible and its metal raven skull head is cool

In this one I’m scream laughing cause she’s trying to grab my cane to make it visible but keeps “accidentally” grabbing my boob

we are TAPPING OUT of AWP a couple hours early because my leg cannot handle more

CHEERS

No, they have to be very specific actually 😂😂

publisher: what kinds of things do you write?

me: well, my first two books were nonfiction, but my agent is shopping a novel

publisher: cool! what about you?

my HR wife: I mostly do final written warnings

Anyway I definitely took the sigil

AND THEN

right as I was leaving, they were like WAIT you still have too much shadow of death on you, I need to give you the sigil that helped me fight it off when it came after me

And I was like LISTEN I AM NOT USED TO RUNNING INTO WITCHES AS POWERFUL AS ME IN THE WILD WTF IS HAPPENING

Then they looked at me again and said I’ve had to crawl my way back from the shadow of death over and over and I think you have too, so they started stuffing my pockets with poetry about death and I was like OK this has been a WHOLE ADVENTURE

I was like OK well that was a weirdly accurate read of me and they said, we’re going to see each other again I can feel it

Then they said, no witches are cis, you’re going to need this book about finding a stag in the woods staring only to realize you ARE the stag in the woods, and probably also a goddess who keeps forgetting you’re a goddess and your sub has to keep following you through multiple lifetimes 2remind you