🌈Dr. Frizzle

THEY DON'T HAVE DEPTH PERCEPTION.

alexschottenpoetry • & Threads 6h It would be really poetic if the cure to militarized Al is just painting decoys on the ground [picture of decoy on ground] ISRAELI MISSILE HITS HELICOPTER SHADOW DECOY ISRAELI MISSILE HITS HELICOPTER SHADOW DECOY AFTER IRANIAN GROUND ILLUSION TRICKS STRIKE

the LLMs can be defeated by POETRY, its only fair the ai can be defeated by ART

Text: You could come get your girlfriend she's driving me insane

My girlfriend who is an adorable yorkie pup and not a human and also not actually my girlfriend just for the record

Currently in a polycule with a literal bitch

They keep thinking the past won’t apply to them or they’ll be able to kill us all off first

And lol

[insert that one scene from that one space movie about what people do when they feel death coming for them]

Hey, any historians want to tell Fortune what happens to the billionaires if you don’t fix the income inequality through peaceful methods like taxation?

I’ve heard Maryland, Michigan, the Great Lakes so far!

sorry about the fog, I was weaving the sky and ocean with my hands and things got a little out of control

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Remember when that student was in my office and we were like, “no, you can’t trust the political evangelical movement, they want Armageddon in the Middle East”

IRB says I’m good to study book sales and social media, stay tuned 😎😎😎

the moon, it yearns for blood

a full red moon is surrounded by bats in the dark Alt: a full red moon is surrounded by bats in the dark

me: why does my head hurt, it’s like I’m part wereworlf ugh

the moon:

Heck yeah I love winning

Dreamt that @swilua.bsky.social won a diss contest in a Northern Irish accent (pace How to get to Heaven from Belfast) by yelling “He’s a gallop.”
On winning, Dr F explained: “It’s sort of like a ride, but it where we let the horses lose their goddamn minds, so it’s a linguistic evolution.”

One of my fav recurring posts. Twice a year.

Pretty camel though. Shame about the Botox 🫠

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

I was shocked how little research there was! Such a beautiful animal!! And all the existing research is synthesizable in one undergraduate semester??

In America it’s hard for everyone, really hard for some people and deadly for the rest, and it is not good for any of us I think!!

Oh I feel this

The Internet bringing us together like 🥹

The award for best band name goes to...

So much this

I started having my students check the gender of the lab mice in every study and THEY COME BACK SO MAD

Happy birthday

Maybe it’s time for a new approach then! Let go of the old one

None that are in the official record! 🫠🫠🫠🫠

Misread as “shower selfies” and “little thoughts”

Did… not… entirely? disagree?

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