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anyone ever watch their video feed and the videos just really do NOT apply to you, so you wonder which one of your friends has influenced the algorithm because SOMETHING is going on and you are out of the LOOP
I am tired but glad this is done!
She maybe has to have one more surgery in the next year or two but (knock on wood) hopefully things will be calmer for a bit!!
I’m definitely going to do nothing else all day!!
Same!!
I obtained and ate the pizza without remembering to take a picture
My wife had more bleeding, but she’s sleeping now after having eaten a massive chicken flatbread
He used a portable ultrasound and I’ve never seen one so small!
I finally cracked $60K after 22 years so I feel this 😂😂
Seems likely but we don’t have her paperwork
She had the coil put in six months ago and this was the follow up procedure to see if it worked
It did!
I have brought back ORAL EXAMS
mwhahahahahaha
I want a pizza something fierce
We have had a little bit of bleeding drama, so she has to lie flat for another 30 minutes and is NOT AMUSED
If you’re at an R1, it’s different but I’m not lol. My salary would double if I started teaching high school
She has to lie flat for the next 1.5 hours but hey! They say her aneurism is gone!
Redhead’s mom looks like she maybe just got a text too
This thread is how I learned why I have to beg my dentist for extra numbing and why he doesn’t believe me when I say it’s worn off and hurts
This is genius
Forgot to show you the unsettling apron
Surgeon with unsettling apron is like, “you know the risks, right? Death? Disability? Brain damage? Cool cool cool”
They are letting her sign a form where she promises she’s not pregnant lol
Imagine!
She likes this idea
I’m more blonde than red, but have the redhead gene, so sometimes they clock me and sometimes they don’t!
taste the goodness of the biscuit
Food is important
We’ll keep brainstorming TBD
We are reviewing her end of life plans which include cremation and some of her ashes being made into a magic 8 ball I am supposed to keep with me so it can give me input on things. Catchphrases should include:
Butch swagger
Bitch you’re doing a good job
Bitch please
Dirty Girl
Make good choices
The IV guy was weirdly happy about getting to stick people with needles for a living
The nurse: my 23yo still lives at home. Idk how he’s ever supposed to move out. $60/70K is just not enough for one person to support themselves!
me: *laugh crying in professor*
Grippy socks
