Eric Evans-Vargas

Enough of this 49 business, let's get this half-century started.

I'll punch your heart out, Ha-Ha!

#beaarthur #fotd #faceoftheday #restingbeaface #rbf #goldengirls #thegoldengirls #dorothyzbornak #staygolden

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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Just an indoor cat doing indoor cat things.

a woman in a purple jacket is talking to another woman in front of a sign that says kathryn pinewood ALT: a woman in a purple jacket is talking to another woman in front of a sign that says kathryn pinewood

This country is Pawnee and is run by Sweetums and Paunchburger.

Courageous young women should be celebrated for their heroism.

a man wearing glasses and an apron is laughing with the words aww back to the bottom below him Alt: a man wearing glasses and an apron is laughing with the words aww back to the bottom below him

Guess I'll need to find me the Great Canadian Baking Show on CBC 🍁

"This isn’t what I voted for!"—nahhhhhh

Like, not only did you absolutely vote for this

You voted for this in the face of people you know and love begging you not to

Cool Dawn Davenport with cigarette

Clip from an animated interpretation of George Orwell's Animal farm showing pigs in suits standing in front of a wall that has written on it, "All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."

Made a big step toward the GOP vision of Contemporary America.

A white bunny's head pokes through a cardboard cutout, humorously aligned with a drawn dinosaur body.

Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.

Queers are just better.

Whole lot of male billionaire babies aged 18-35 'bout to get diagnosed with bone spurs.

A box for a toy saddle for people, called a Daddy Saddle.

Happy Dad Day
don't buy me this

Two men sitting, having coffee.

It's us.
Would marry this bighead over and over.
@toofastforblood.bsky.social

Happy Mom's Day to all the moms and cat moms and dog moms and raccoon moms and possum moms and fox moms and squirrel moms and plant moms and turtle moms and gecko moms and fish moms and cow moms and horse moms and bird moms and hamster moms and pottery moms and quilt moms and bear moms and mom moms❤️

I'LL GET YOU PUSSY FACE

a group of older women are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a name tag that says joan . ALT: a group of older women are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a name tag that says joan .

GRAB THAT DOUGH

A married couple sitting in the lobby of a restaurant waiting for their table.

Alive.
Still gay as fuck, and alive.
@toofastforblood.bsky.social

From the movie Clue, Miss Scarlet pointing a gun at Wadsworth, while the rest of the characters look on.

1+2+1+1
Expand for what should be yet another Renaissance painting hanging in galleries.

Scotty from the movie Eurotrip, wearing a gold curtain and the Pope's hat, while holding a gold curtain rod.

He doesn't know.

45 YEARS AGO TODAY on April 19, 1980, "Call Me" by Blondie reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.

An old guy with a white beard taking a walk outside on a nice day.

And this is how we're looking these days.
StupidMentalHealthWalks

I've burned through the entirety of the Great British Baking Show because it's sweet and pure and people are just fucking nice, and it's a refreshing change from the daily doom scroll.
But godamn, it hasn't even been 100 days, and I have ALREADY burned through the show in its entirety...TWICE!

Not much going on these days, just third wheeling it with @toofastforblood.bsky.social

If you love bad archaeology, if you love Indiana Jones, if you hate Nazis, this is the candle for you ;)

Not surprised by how many of these I have. 🤭

A box of Girl Scout Cookies. Adventurefuls, a chocolate cookie with a soft salted caramel topping.

Damn Girl Scout Cookie season needs to end ... and soon. Another box down in one sitting. I fear I may not live through it at this rate.
Absolutely nothing wrong with 840 sugary calories right before bed, right?