BUNZ

when i’m high or drunk the nearest person is forced to become my CG because oh my god i am four years old

(i am so fucking hungover 🫩)

yesterday i ate one and a half gummy while having friends over

when the peak hit i just went ‘oh nyoooo’ and my head hit the table. i was down for about 10 minutes. drooled all over myself. lowkey toddlercore behavior.

oh then i chugged soju!

boobs are for everyone. everyone can have a little boob as a treat. free will, baby.

someone has shoved that up their ass i just can’t prove it

i’m normally very good at managing my money, but this situation really has me in a pickle. ;-;

hii i’m really short on money right now, if anyone wants art or fanfic comms please reach out! 😔 i really hate making a post like this, but my car needed some work done and i’m very low on money for groceries. anything helps. much love.

ko-fi.com/bunziez

at least the guy above me has plenty of puss to pound. the economy is booming

the people that live above my apartment fuck every night and i get to hear their bed slam against the wall. it’s really quite lovely.

(i haven’t slept in 5 days.)

THE CHILD

have you been to any gyudon places yet? we must find the best gyudon spots ‼️

*TEARS UP THE CARPET* ARR ARF ARF

yea i’m definitely ovulating rn because all i can think of is thrusting deep in anime boy pussy

i need an anime boy bouncing on it STAT

i need you to understand how badly i need this man naked

I WILL BUY EVERY PIECE OF MERCH AND A BODY PILLOW IN HIS HONOR

please tell me more about masanori (i’m so NORMAL about him)

*writing something down on a notepad* cryptid… horror… caregiver…

*dialing on phone* Hello, Based Department?

Just be lactose intolerant like me… you’ll have enough poop for the whole family! :D

i dont like the new pretendagain diapers. design is way too busy for me. the art is absolutely adorable though and the reveal animation is AWESOME!

i have something controversial to say

Messaged!

DARK AGEPLAY: you are my dad yelling at me while ‘helping’ me with my math homework

haiiiii everypony!!! i’m offering CHEAP flat-colored YCH art!! That’s right!!! Only $10 for a Little Guy!!! Become a Little Guy!!!!! 🤏🤏🤏

the based: Battle Armor (Equip to gain special defense Water-type moves and spells. It’s very Meta right now.)

truth nuke!!!!

i will literally do anything rn

QUICK I NEED TO MAKE $200 WHO WANTS A STORY COMM OR ART??? I CAN DRAW OR WRITE DIAPER STUFF 🙏🙏🙏🙏 OR MAKE KOIKATSU RENDERS OF UR OCS

this is how antis/normies interact with ABDLs