REALLY good
I want to complain about being told to go to a sleep clinic without being told to go to a sleep clinic
it's never too early to learn about the male orgasm (if you saw that typo no you didn't)
Amaryllis check
Friday the 13th: wore my blousest blouse to talk about vampires, inadvertently went to a black cat themed restaurant for brunch, scratched a demanding orange cat while picking up a copy of Harvest and The White Book, icicle check, bath.
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Now that our water is back on and I can wash my hair I'm sadly closing all the tabs for stupid hats
Diary: neighbours basement filled with sewage so our water is off until the city can figure out why, it's been three days, many trucks, snakes, and one robot. Went out for breakfast and dinner since we're out of clean dishes.
I think the HR boys are both too beautiful and have become difficult to look at
"If you have to work late you're either inefficient or understaffed" 💯
"I thought I'd give you the most concerning gift in front of my parents"
Happy 21st December evening everyone. May the Great Veiled Bear pass over you house tonight and not present you with one of his cursed Christmas cookies.
I bet
If anyone is ever looking for an active, meaningful volunteer role, I always recommend Shelter Movers first! Also a great place to donate to (tinyurl.com/draiser2025).
December 11 in Toronto, ON: Derek Jenkins: Vulgar Reliquaries presented by AD Hoc & U. of T. Cinema Studies Institute. A program of films by Derek Jenkins with the filmmaker in person!
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and what about it
Weird they'd send someone who's clearly never been online to write a piece about gooning
6am train means I got to enjoy the sunrise with some cows
Half an hour before children are due to arrive we were asked if we have caution tape
Breakfast sandwich at emmer, drive for two hours, car banana, celebration of life at a polish combatants hall, drive for five hours which includes an emmer chocolate croissant, a tim hortons cheddar bagel with butter, tim hortons chocolate chip muffin, tim hortons crueller, lots of stretching
I know one of the filmmakers! V cool project
rained this morning so all the windows were open, post-poned watering house plants, leftovers for every meal, THE BAY is too gross for me to eat chips while watching it
it's so dumb but very watchable, ideal netflix content
I love him
Have you watched the early UK seasons? I vividly remember when Miss GB got her crown taken away because she sucked some guy's cock on the show
did the bare minimum of gardening (yanked out saplings) before it got too hot and then bleached my eyebrows again. i'd like to make a strawberry cake but we're out of eggs.
there are 9 million people in Tehran, close to 17 million when you count the greater area, this is impossible and a deranged threat to destroy a city
