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Strange Brew steamroller!

The other day my 21 year-old daughter fondly recalled the steamroller we used to do with the kids. 😂 Of course, I had to tell her their origin story…

29.08.2025 02:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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These things were…

18.08.2025 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Morons. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.

08.08.2025 17:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Colts will be holding open tryouts at QB before long.

22.07.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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12.07.2025 14:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

checking in on the United States on July 4th:

04.07.2025 12:11 — 👍 280 🔁 78 💬 7 📌 1

1994 doesn’t seem that long ago to me, but the girls wearing curtains says otherwise. 😂

02.07.2025 20:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you even say thank you once for me deliciously bald dome?

The fuck your feelings crowd sure does get their feeling hurt a lot.

25.06.2025 16:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Star Wars 1978-1985 Kenner Toy Line book.

I recently picked up this book and am enjoying the hell out of the trip down memory lane.

24.06.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can never look at a bunch of hot air balloons and not think of V: The Final Battle. It’s a weird affliction. 😂

23.06.2025 13:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An unfortunately evergreen post.

22.06.2025 14:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Alpha Probe was such a great toy!

22.06.2025 14:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Doctor Derp

21.06.2025 13:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love the retro look! ❤️

21.06.2025 13:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, the Trans-Am spaceship. I had that too. Such a fun toy!

16.06.2025 23:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Elon Musk desperately trying to convert his Bitcoin to this.

15.06.2025 14:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s get this out the way. #Steelers #Ravens #Bengals #Browns #NFL #nfl #nflmemes #AaronRodgers #Jets #Packers

06.06.2025 01:11 — 👍 409 🔁 49 💬 24 📌 5

Pretty sure anyone and Aaron Rodgers isn’t a good match.

05.06.2025 20:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I mean did anyone with a brain honestly think Trump’s name *wasn’t* on the Epstein list?

05.06.2025 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What about Nonfunctional Urologists, what’s their take?

03.06.2025 19:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The truth hurts. Literally, apparently.

02.06.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To truly capture the Rob Liefeld likeness, all these toys should’ve come without feet. 😂

01.06.2025 16:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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27.05.2025 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

twitter is down

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Tell me he’s dumb without telling me he’s dumb.

21.05.2025 23:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All that’s missing is a ridiculously oversized gun.

21.05.2025 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Jets fans must’ve tested off the charts. Literally.

18.05.2025 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Possibly bigger news than Purdy’s signing. Yes, Jake Moody is *that* bad.

16.05.2025 22:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Boss must be doing something right. Keep it up!

16.05.2025 17:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Duh! They burn all their calories hiding Harrison Ford from dirty cops.

14.05.2025 12:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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