Emily D. Clown

Hey, @ofdemonicswords.bsky.social

Bugs and I miss you

Motherhood is NOT for the faint of heart

The sleep deprivation alone is going to be the absolute fucking death of me. I’m already insane enough as it is, I don’t need to be driven (( FURTHER )) into madness

Honestly? I’m surprised I’m still upright

*Emily doesn’t say anything else, she just points to the dark circles under her eyes*

I was up all night with Harley. She wouldn’t stop crying

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Our love in a nutshell, @eartofuckingear.bsky.social

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✰ — ❝ I will be begging for sweet delight ❞

#GeniusJester: Emily D. Clown. Member of the Buggy Pirates. Acrobat, singer, and dancer. @eartofuckingear.bsky.social's Lil' Monster. Live Action One Piece OC. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

✰ — ❝ There's a sting in the way you kiss me ❞

#GeniusJester: Harley D. Clown. Captain of the Pink Pony Pirates. Third generation pirate && second generation circus performer. Captain Buggy's daughter. Live Action One Piece OC. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

✰ — ❝ You know I'm not clowning around ❞

#GeniusJester: Buggy D. Clown. Captain of the Buggy Pirates. Forever making @forsweetdelight.bsky.social laugh. Live Action One Piece AU. MDNI. Crossover + OC + AU friendly. MV + Selective

Mornin’, handsome

@ofdemonicswords.bsky.social

…you’re joking, right? I’m insulted if you are. Have ya MET my feral ass? Have you SEEN the marks I leave on my clown? I don’t know if you heard of the crazy bitch who bit a Marine, but…that was me

But, I mean, if you’re down for it…

You sure? Because I’ll bite hard enough to draw blood…and I’ll leave a bruise

*Emily is pretending to be coy. Zoro would love nothing more than for her to do that*

#GJ

The sucky thing about that is even if you set certain interaction settings, they might have a way around that

Happy (belated) birthday, @eartofuckingear.bsky.social ❤️

Not if I kill him first

*Emily reciprocates the joke, a soft giggle escaping her lips. Her eyes close softly as he runs his fingers through her hair, causing her to purr slightly*

Oh, that feels good…

My lips are sealed

*Emily grins, pantomiming locking her lips and throwing away the key

He looks so…natural holding Harley. It’s so adorable*

She really is. Especially having me and Buggy as parents. She’s gonna be a firecracker, for sure

Hi, handsome

*Emily grins widely at him, pressing a kiss to his cheek in return*

I’m gonna miss you when we leave, ya know

*bites his chest*

*sneaks up behind @playboycook.bsky.social and presses a kiss to his cheek*

Thank you for taking such good care of us, Sanji. You’re a sweetheart

*sneaks up behind him and presses a kiss to the side of his neck*

Boo

…you’re right. I totally never thought of that

Ooh, sandwiches sound delicious. You make the best food. I almost want you to be our cook instead!

I’ll go grab her from Zoro. I’ll be back in just a moment!

Thank you for taking such good care of me, @playboycook.bsky.social

I have a very random question…

Would you like to hold Harley?