The Nobody System

Focused on myself too much and allowed my husband to develop into a dad dancer 😓🖤

a man in a pink shirt and tie is sitting at a table in a library talking to a woman . Alt: Looks at camera

We all hated you when you did this, change it back."

*Starts changing it back*

"Well actually it was quite a good system for organisation..."

🖤🖤🖤

Yeah so this is my brain, it currently wants to kill me, what's the care plan? 🖤

Why do I have to look after my mental health like it's a sick cat I have to take to the vets and not like a distressing reality altering experience? - 🖤

The porcupine that plucked out its quills to be more approachable got eaten by the wolf - 🖤

I got Eddie and Volt to be my friend everything is okay now. *Looks at my actual life*. Ignore that. 💚

All the modern man knows how to do is cry during sex, buy a £60 vibrator and scratch his skin off while cooking risotto 💚

The DID coded character in Date Everything hating me and the only way to get any other ending is to go back and lose so much progress is so devastating. Like bros please I know about this stuff I wouldn't be saying these lines. 💚😭

Autism creature watching a toaster cook bread

Me making toast for my patients at 2am

From the day I was born I couldn't wait to get scammed online and talk to AI chatbots on my banking app 🖤

The vibes tonight are very much 'I'm trapped in this hideous mortal form' *languishes on fainting couch sluttily in a bisexual manner*

a man wearing glasses and a red shirt says " oh god no what seven " ALT: a man wearing glasses and a red shirt says " oh god no what seven "

It's my anniversary today :3 🖤

Girls, I don't know how many 'Keep going, you've got this' I have left in me 🖤

🖤The only good thing in my life is my mental illness
💛Okay bitch turn the music up