sheepy 🦭🐏🐺

want my hunger and greed to override every other impulse. I want to lose the ability to say no around food, not even to hold myself back to taking without asking, drooling and belching and making a complete and utter pig of myself with every fattening moment

drowning in a constant flood of serotonin and dopamine, so blissed out that we're in our own worlds. probably for the best, because we lost our mobility a long, long time ago....

they know what's best for us... right? we may as well give in and trust that they'll take care of us. quell every anxiety and doubt we might have with bigger and bigger servings of grease and carb and sugar. drown out complex thoughts and emotions with sex and alcohol and weed.

hell yeah, the Big Orange Man?

& once again, it is cosmically unfair that we are not two overfed pups, beached on our sides after clearing out bowls for the sixth time today, bellies pooling on the floor and pressing into each other

obviously, don't overfeed your actual pets. unless your pet is me. then force-feed your pet until they beg you to stop (and continue anyway).

watching videos of someone grooming very overweight pets and dreaming of a better life.

today i am getting weird and emotional about: my facial hair

nothing like a road trip to make you wanna get used by a sloppy trucker dad at a rest stop.

we can have little a second socialist president, as a treat

the blubberpup agenda:
- regular bong rips 🍃
- overfilled food bowls 🥣
- lengthy naps 💤
- frequent belly rubs 🐶
- endless treats 🍪
- skyrocketing weights 📈

wrufff!!! :3

trading in inhibitions and intelligence and anxieties for blubber and brain fog and bliss. why would i ever want to go back?

head buried deep in my food bowl, belly pooling on the ground, ample curves and rolls and folds free to be rubbed and squeezed and jiggled. wolfing down anything put in front of me, deep in a haze of weed and affection, while you and your guests make REAL good use of all those deep, dank fat rolls~

we deserve to be nothing but a pair of overfed pups, getting even bigger by the day~

claim me and tell me about my future. collar me and tell them i'm yours. fatten me till they don't recognise me. increase the calories, day by day. take me out of reality. dumb me down to a dog, then make me a fat spoiled pup. i need to be nothing but an animal. i want to be nothing but your pet.

a big bernese dog on a couch with a shaker in hand, rubbing his round, fluffy belly with a smile on his face

Tugger for @tuckerwoofs.bsky.social

thinsg BIG DOG can do:
drink so many beers, dude. like, dude. duuuude. so. many. beers.

i was going to write penmanship but there is no man. only BIG DOG.

the writing is terrible. how did they even manage to hold a pen in those chubby paws?

nametag that reads:
HELLO
my name is:
BIG DOG

i am casting spell of eat 10lbs of mac and cheese.

you and me both, buddy (thanks!!!)

catch me in the woods every full moon loudly talking about how juicy an ass i have, and how i hope a big scary werewolf doesn't come take a bite.

become a follower. become docile. become content. become soft. become pliable. become sheep.

these are incredible holy shit

very obese bear again

for reference this is the kind of stuff I was doing, you weren't missing much!

obese bear on a poorly drawn couch

I used to have a ultramegaturbo-obese slob alt account in twitter but like a week later twitter became unusable so I didn't do much with it, anyway here's something to that effect.

Big fat high lion

Today is a munchies kinda day

(i know you probably know all this but it's fun to collate it)

seal 🦭
• friendly, playful, and curious
• more "soft" than wolf/ram, more representative of me irl
• water doggey
• fat as hell
• loves the ocean (relatable)
• native to ireland (i get to see them sometimes!)
• multiple friends (incl non-furries) correctly guessed seal as my new sona, clearly fits