someone saved this post. just so you know, you'll legally have to make me the godpuppy if you follow through. i won't remember their birthday but i will give em weed if they ask for it.
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Wett Schlapp, beautiful name for a baby boy.
lobster..... lobstar..... slobster.......
brand ambassador for the concept of sleaziness. spokesperson for hedonism. public outreach for gluttony.
SO much character! Love it!!!
okay okay i think you're onto something. used to crash in the bar itself and when you found out you took pity on him and offered to let him at least stay on the sofa in your upstairs flat. that was 4 years ago, and he still "hasn't found a place" yet.
idk, think i might have some kind of idea~ <3
(he is absolutely making you do it)
still, probably couldn't beat his actual job, "permanently unemployed freeloader who occupies your sofa, eats all your snacks, fills your home with weed haze, and insists that him 'letting' you suck him off is his portion of the rent"
if i had any experience in bartending i would honestly consider "sleazy bartender" as a job for my ramsona.
sounds like you ought to try it, you know, just to see. just a little experiment.
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
At least one cake more than what you think you can stuff down your throat~ <3
woag,,, you guys heard about "edibles"??
Also, side note, happy birthday! (in GMT)
True, but the sooner you start, the sooner you'll get there! For me, I realised that I was never going to stop wishing I was better at art, so, the best thing I could do is start learning immediately to make sure I could enjoy having that skill for as much of my life as possible!!
Mars you are genuinely one of the funniest people I know
Many Large Men with Terrible Secrets are lost in my castle. Please come date them, they keep shutting the blinds to brood in my sunroom
God knows she'd benefit from the blissful queerness of a committed furry romance... god, I'm so glad they made it gay. They're truly addicted to making it gay. What a show.
They legitimately, for real, assigned one of the characters a fursona, and it was *accurate*. I think I have a new favourite show.
Terrific news, my friend....... 😌
Of course, The Vitamin.
put your face here loser (affectionate)
A bigass hoss deserves bigass indulgences~
Happy birthday, big guy! I'd tell you to treat yourself well, but I think that's just every day for you~ 😘
absolutely, and something tells me he wouldn't be all that concerned if he did
good god what i'd give to have my back broken by him
where it's going
