Stewart Curry

WHAT'S UP JERKS!

Gutted to have missed the 'Dom is short for Domestic' opportunity here

I bet there's an underground market in >900W Mieles and you have guys dressed like Dom Torretto admiring each other's vacuums and asking 'what you got running under there?'

Probably because 'wait a couple of weeks' requires everyone to follow a basic healthcare instruction that ensures the safety of everyone, and we've seen how that goes.

On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.

I have friend who’s very passionate about decimation being specifically a 10% reduction so I know how you feel

I work in AI and design so I see an obnoxious amount of this type of imagery!

A factoid can be true, depending on your dictionary

what always bothers me about these types of Minority Report stock photos is that the person using them is reading everything like it's reversed in a mirror

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Blue pilling it

SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood

MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper

Search for faded signs on the side of the road in a 15 mile radius

They should make you watch an ad if you fuck up

This will be a rare political one from me but it’s weird to hear all the talk of the Luigi guy being a uniquely online phenomenon when he’s fro. The same country that gave us Billy the Kid, John Dillinger, Bonny and Clyde, and made Brad Pitt a cool psycho in at least two movies

Let’s do Gremlins this year

One time I spent five minutes at lunch drawing a reverse centaur and it became one of my most retweeted pieces of art. I resented that so I deleted it but now it can be free again because not enough people follow me on here for it to go big

I want to write about people holding over - hanging on past eviction where they live (I know that's a difficult one and people out there renting are often in very vulnerable situations but we can talk confidentially) Dm or email patrick.freyne@irishtimes.com

A pack of cheddar cheese with a label that says 28% less plastic

How much plastic was in there before??

Photo taken from a car (I was a passenger). The main road curves left and quickly out of sight behind a bushy wall. Immediately on the left, before the curve, is a narrow local road perpendicular to the main road. At the junction is a red octagonal road sign that says "STOP". Someone has painted two letters above the word, in the same white sans-serif capitals, so that the sign now reads "AH STOP".

This Irishing of a road sign outside Galway is a cut above the usual defacement #SpéirGorm #SpeirGorm

Ah here

The clue is in the name!

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Johnny Sexton brings to the #toyshow the hugely important and necessary message that it's hard to transition from high performance international sport to retirement. Never too early for kids to learn this.

You’d be better off bringing a dad in his forties who goes caravanning a lot if you wanted to maximise the price/volume ratio and fit as much as possible in a trolley

Fuck yeah the parade is awesome #latelatetoyshow

Meme: smoking and looking at phone, stressed

blsky devs seeing all of the #latelatetoyshow tags exploding but not understanding what's going on because every post makes it more confusing

“So, you’ll go out to Smyth’s Toy Store with these Olympians in the middle of #StormDarragh…” #LateLateToyShow