John Delmenico

John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social

Autistic Writer and comedian. He/Him. Editor of @chaser.com.au Columnist for @theshot.net.au

4,385 Followers 279 Following 4,999 Posts Joined Jul 2023
17 hours ago

In bed sick, knew I made the right choice watching the Matildas instead of resting

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19 hours ago

the only fires on my jan 6th would be the firing up of a bbq

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19 hours ago

that falls under chill vibes

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19 hours ago

if i was prime minister i would make sure we have a special envoy for keeping beer cold and vibes chill

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21 hours ago

Being in bed sick for a few days after an allergic reaction sucks but if it had to happen I’m glad it happened the week that one piece live action season 2 dropped

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23 hours ago

He said he was a commie until the other commies called John Howard racist

There has to be a decent yarn there

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23 hours ago

Can an Aussie journalist please track down some people from Matt Canavans self described ‘communist student politics’ era?

I want the details

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1 day ago

Ever since they realised half the population can get autism as well, the rate is expected to reach double what it was before we realised that

The only explanation is people faking it obviously

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1 day ago

Every couple months a news article will go ‘isn’t it sus that in the last couple decades after a small change to diagnostic approach, autism rates have risen at a rate where it will eventually be double what it was?’ and every time they never mention that the change was realising women get it too

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2 days ago

As a man I aspire to be able to weaponise incompetence as well as the NACC does

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1 day ago

they also said later in regards to scott morrison that a politician wouldn't be dishonest therefor he didnt do it, so they really are committing to the bit

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1 day ago

nothing makes me feel better when im off sick from an allergic reaction than having my roommate go 'oh my... what is that' when seeing the bite on the back of my neck that i cant see

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1 day ago
abcnews_au A new art installation by the anonymous artist collective Secret Handshake appeared this week on the National Mall in Washington, DC, depicting figures representing US President Donald Trump and the late financier Jeffrey Epstein. Jim Downey saying “no I’m talking about Jeff Epstein the New York financier”

ABC News did the thing

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2 days ago
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I never realised how much Mark Carney looks like Malcolm Turnbull

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2 days ago

Here we call them Kyle and Jackie O cakes not scollops

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2 days ago

What does Sydney Housing Prices mean for if Kyle and Jackie O are getting back together?

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2 days ago

‘Scott Morrison didn’t do it cause politicians would never be dishonest or intentionally hide things’ is an absolute masterclass

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2 days ago

As a man I aspire to be able to weaponise incompetence as well as the NACC does

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2 days ago

its so embarrassing to be allergic to bites from a bug, like wow a thing i could easily step on has managed a sneak attack and ruined my day

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3 days ago

my brain does that every time too

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3 days ago

"Kyle Sandilands has broken his silence" "Kyle Sandilands has broken his silence" please name one time the dude has ever shut the fuck up

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3 days ago

we need a royal commission into australia losing sam campbell to the uk

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3 days ago

i'm looking to talk to any australian pokemon fans for a piece i'm writing for guardian aus, especially anyone with memories of the first wave of Pokemania in Australia.

hmu!

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3 days ago

this is a different situation, the line in question this time is sung in english and is used to refer to people

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4 days ago
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thank you abc news, clearly kyle sandilands saying kyle sandilands didn't do anything wrong is as important of a 'top story' as floods

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5 days ago
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NEW: I got my hands on a Palantir-Department of Defence contract that outlines how the Trump-aligned tech company has embedded staff in Defence, leaves a carve-out for training on Australian data, and has a number of quite generous contract conditions.

www.crikey.com.au/20...

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4 days ago

Watching him try to host a tv show was an incredible thing to behold because he struggled at every single aspect

Genuinely no talent whatsoever

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4 days ago

Oh it’s Canberra day, rip mr Canberra

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5 days ago

I’m not sure what this public holiday is for but I thank whoever’s birthday/death it is. Godspeed.

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5 days ago

Every clip is nothing. No substance. No interesting conversation. No jokes. It’s just really bad.

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