John Delmenico

‘Women find being called a female attractive, it’s sexist to suggest they don’t’ is an inspired take to have, how does a mind even come up with that

incredible things happening in the minds of men online

Last year was aunty Donna coffee cafe, this year was optics

I see the abc is developing a new tradition of launching a scripted comedy show, have it be popular, then cancelling it just before all the ‘best Aussie shows of the year’ lists drop which will feature said now cancelled show

for the love of god I do not work for the tv show the Chase, do not email me when a question is wrong, I do not care

Geoff Keighley getting ready to fuck Miss Piggy at #TheGameAwards

David Cameron at University:

His name is Geoff Keighly, he runs the main award show for the gaming industry and every year hires himself as the host so that he can rub shoulders with people in the industry

His hosting abilities can be summarised by that yuck look he is giving

becoming convinced that times person of the year is just a yearly rage bait column at this point

NEW: A leaked document shows the key group behind the teen social media ban, 36 Months, was selling a $150,000 "UNGA Event Sponsorship" in the lead-up to Australia's UN event spruiking the policy.

It promised brands "influence" and "access" to heads of state.

www.crikey.com.au/20...

I can’t remember if it was specifically reading, but it was def a factor that the autism kid at least learned some of the alien language somehow

Wait I just remembered there is a part of the movie where the autistic kid could magically read an alien language cause movie autism and that autistic people are actually too advanced at communication

I need to rewatch that movie, so much to unpack

I get asked occasionally what I think the best and worst autism representation is, to which I don’t know

What I do know is ‘the predator needs to steal autism from a child to become more powerful’ is the weirdest

Sure it may have incredible marksmanship, strength, speed, endurance, intelligence etc etc, but what it really needs is to be completely overwhelmed and shut down when there is too much noise

laying down unable to do anything in the middle of autistic burnout thinking about how in Predator (2018) the Predator comes to earth wanting to steal autism because it will evolve him into being the ultimate warrior

yeah but im picturing that the way we enforce it is with a 'you must be this tall' standee so adding a range below doesn't work

shortest kings gotta take one for the team

Man who calls women “females” hopes to one day be allowed within 500 metres of one

Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news...

actually I think it’s allyship that I look down on short cis men and short trans men equally, but I also physically have to cause they are tiny and if I don’t look down I won’t notice them at all

next they should ban men under 6ft from social media, no one wants to hear from them anyway

‘I didn’t break any rules’ says guy who makes the rules

this article was written when the liberal party were wasting taxpayer money on flights, but feels relevant again

What if we kissed on the social media ban bridge 😳

i didnt get the bluesky notification until i tried opening dms, maybe that is a factor?

ive tried more than once, it genuinely cant tell if im a teenager, this shit is so funny

lmao bluesky's age estimation thing was inconclusive based on a face scan, im bald and in my late 20s

whats wrong babe? you've barely touched your never ending discourse cycle

its only corruption when politicians from political parties i don't like do it, when the party i vote for does it, it's actually a politician smartly using the rules as they are written

‘Woke’ Australian cricket team strikes again, cancelling five day test matches

Classic, these young players are too lazy to have a full five day work week and have been knocking off early from the first couple Ashes matches.
chaser.com.au/sport/woke-a...

wow misinformation spreading. that is clearly a Nintendo 3DS

my theory is that the woke Australian cricket team found out just how much it upsets Piers Morgan when they beat England and it has motivated them to reach a new level

Looking forward to NDIS robo-assessments:

I finally got to destroy Gr*ce T*me in the marketplace of ideas