John Delmenico

depression cycle officially hitting the 'listening to the sad but still funny Bo Burnham songs' stage

i guess Western are no longer United

Lamestream son or We Used To Be Journos daughter?

Minecraft being anti-micro transactions was a major bag fumble, they overlooked the lucrative child labour market

kids need to be banned from social media as it distracts them from getting to work making roblox games for pennies on the dollar

I’m freaked out I’m constantly panicked any day could be the day my bum finally goes psycho

Oh first you steal my nose, then you give it back without apologising but expect me to laugh it off? Fuck you, you will regret this.

'Still getting paid': WFH employee filmed having 11am surf

with everything happening today, im glad to see the top story on news dot com is 'man went to beach'

Good news, the vet says my dog’s liver medication is working

Bad news, the vet says my dog has developed another issue with his liver

The universe giveth and the universe taketh away

i think we have a walkley contender on our hands

a photo? in their yearbook? what an ego.

there are a lot of tabloid hit piece headlines that make you ask 'who cares', but a politician's school photo is next level 'what the fuck are we doing' shit

From the high school SRC to the Senate in just 3 years: Australia's youngest senator's jaw-dropping salary and perks are revealed - as her yearbook photo leaks

'yearbook photo leaks' might be the most boring tabloid hit piece ive ever seen

My air fryer stopped working. The universe has gone too far this time, I don’t deserve this.

after i started feeling better mentally, ive now gotten sick. whichever witch cursed me, i am sorry for what i did. ive learned my lesson.

I mean it’s audacious for the media and cops to try paint a peaceful protest of over 100k people as dangerous, considering the sheer number of witnesses. They stick to their guns no matter what, I’ll give them that.

so much planning would need to be done, not to mention the physical labour of it all

If any woman can put up with that many men, let alone have sex with them all, put them in charge of the country

One Piece Going Merry set

I will build this and that’s it 😤

this better not awaken anything in me.

my autistic ass looking at the lego set that just arrived at my house

later in the week, i will be publicly wrong later in the week

in the full length debate one of the men says an attractive woman "can easily have sex with a thousand men in a month"... no one had any objection to that claim

after months of saying internally that i would be more regular at writing actual opinion pieces, i finally handed one in

Weird, the Feed turned off the comments on their ‘6 men debate how much sex women are allowed to have’ video

I thought debate was about letting people give their opinions?

Gotta find a better way to make content that doesn’t involve hate watching things, why was I cursed with this skill

Utilising the writing of Sun Tzu while I masterfully and strategically swap out to a Pokemon who the move is not very effective on.

Nintendo of America tried to give Pikachu "Huge Breasts" according to unearthed interview

reading the news because its important to stay up-to-date on what is happening in the world

whenever im feeling down i remember when Ben Shapiro said that if a woman's pussy gets wet she should see a doctor as his wife's pussy never gets wet

Brennan Lee Mulligan's slow take over of every dnd campaign is the only monopolisation that i support

Concerns protest could ‘impede Sydney drivers’ solved by getting basically the whole city at the protest

"Turns out roughly a hundred thousand people wanted to cross the bridge at the time of the march" said one organiser

Read more: chaser.com.au/general-news...

Especially when it comes to using an asterisk, if an algorithm is going to restrict a word,the algorithm isn’t going to be fooled by an asterisk