John Delmenico

I hate that airlines text you multiple times about checking in early the day before the flight, I haven’t even started packing my bags yet and they’re out here wanting me to check in. Leave me alone you needy freaks

Sussan Ley holding a phone saying "remember" The phone is photoshopped to have sonic and mario making out on the screen

Great point Sussan

Taylor Swift says she’s having a destination wedding - but she won’t say where (yet)

Sources are telling me it’s gonna be in Wagga Wagga

It’s so embarrassing for us as a species that our next major economic crash is gonna be because of the ‘gamer company selling chips to billionaires so they can make ai girlfriends to jack off to’ bubble bursting

no like the guests go on and to talk about how they were hit by 'cancel culture'

You don’t know real second hand embarrassment until you see a guy irl try to hit on a woman using techniques he paid to learn from a ‘pick-up artist course’ online

a screenshot of a tiktok video showing a sign that says "additional autism parking"

They better have this at PAX

The Chaser: Productivity reaches all-time low as nation's Swifties pretend to be working

relevant again

‘People are trying to call me a sellout for taking money from a cartoonishly evil group, but have you considered that they paid me lots of money to do it? That should cancel things out a bit.’

If you post 3-5 times a day, between noon and the witching hour, plus once before the sun fully rises, each with a focus on the one goal you desire most in this world, the algorithm gods will bless you with likes and follows a plenty 🙏

I whole heartedly believe that Mr Beast has done this

Social media managers talk about their strategies for the algorithm the way that ancient civilisations talked about their choices and sacrifices needed to appease the old gods for a bountiful harvest

The founding members didn’t realise the fun they were going to give an entire community of people when in the 90s they decided to name a satire paper after beer

The chaser used to be funny. But now they are just political and lame

I miss when the chaser wasn’t political 😔

Sydney Morning Herald. Independent. Always. Here's to reason.

i love whenever a mainstream outlet calls themselves 'independent' media

you can be as establishment as possible, part of a national chain of news outlets, all centrally controlled and owned by the rich, but still brag about how 'independent' you are

It was a wrong ‘there’

cant wait to see what super obvious lie they will go with next

6 News getting rid of their current batch of journalists the moment Freya Leach is a free agent 👀👀👀

The Chaser: News Corp apologise for blatant racism and reassure fans “it will happen again” - posted June 29, 2020

It’s that time of year again

Sky News is doing the best to act surprised that a bigots show was bigoted in a way that the bigot has always been

Lmao Freya Leach’s Sky After Dark show barely lasted more than a month, she’s so bad at this

Yay but also oh my god that’s way too soon

Elon Musk and Prince Andrew named in new Epstein files

BREAKING: Sand found at beach

i hope the 2nd half is a draw too, i just want everyone to be winners, it'd be so cute 🥰

i mean both me and this friend were talking about moving to sydney at the start of this year so i guess there is plenty of precedent for things to go wrong

Image of Trump. Headline: Aussies miss when morning routine didn't involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today

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Mark Humphries had segments on news shows, those segments were cancelled, which if anything goes against her very bad article

Why Jimmy Kimmel would have never been cancelled in Australia

Is it because that would require the tv networks to have news satire in the first place?

if there is one thing tv networks in Australia understand in 2025, it is the importance of news satire

ahh yes, famously satirical shows in australia are alive, going strong and never get cancelled for upsetting the wrong people :)