@jonathanbrandt.bsky.social
I’m happily married. My home is Kearney, Nebraska. Parenting, Politics, law, college football, Zelda, Weezer, neutral milk hotel, lawyer, Builders Bars Vanilla Almond, Diet Coke. iPad Wrangler, Thespian Dad, Concerts, and Trivia. Enjoy every sandwich.
The next time without College Football will be an election year.
College Football is BACK
Imagine having your entire personality impacted by the Cracker Barrel logo.
We did this already, right?
He gives off big “Aunt Gladys” vibes.
This is unamerican.
Amy’s Dead-End Dreamhouse full first episode is now on YouTube for free. I had a great time making these with @maggiemaefish.bsky.social and co., and lived as an old microwave for months to prepare for my part. Top that, Daniel Day-Lewis! #acting youtu.be/Y-hodzb3ExE?...
“OUR history”
Mike Flood is a savvy politician who knows exactly what he’s doing.
He’s raising his profile and getting free press and it will be seen by moderates as “well, at least he’s engaging with his constituents”
What’s the German word for buying a ton of groceries and then ordering pizza?
If we can’t get Universal Health Care, could we at least get government to provide a service of coordination of care between providers, insurers, and insureds?
Like a central administration of health?
Can we call it the “Epstein List Ballroom”?
Can a Congressperson put forth such a bill?
Can the equivalent of one minute be inexplicably removed from the dance floor?
Fur the lulz?
Your world will get bigger and brighter. THE LIFE OF CHUCK. From the hearts and souls of Mike Flanagan and Stephen King. (FUN FACT: It’s one of my favorite movies EVER.) Watch now on Digital. @mikeflanaganfilm.com @stephenking.bsky.social @neon-rated.bsky.social
Robot pretzel maker?
Hey @microsoft.com As for me and my house, we NEVER want to save to one drive.
Your insistence on it is oppressive.
I smell a new Coldplay song!
Surprised the Sphere in Vegas hasn’t figured out you could just play any music in there with awesome visuals and fill it up.
Just like a Spotify playlist and Winamp-like reactions.
RIP boys Yoga Ball. #TenYears
Not a good sign for the President, imho.
I awoke to the idea of a Bloody Mary Popsicle.
Imagine taking Oasis lyrics seriously.
Hilarious.
I’m surprised people don’t bet on the weather.
A Mario Kart
Plus all the old games for you
When you have Switch 2
I live in a world where an AI band has 700k followers on Spotify and I’m not entirely sure if it’s just other AI bots enjoying the vibes.
Thankful for a perfectly chilled Diet Coke in July.
Disneyland perfect.
Starting a Month on a Tuesday should be a crime.
You knew he was a snake when you let him in.
It’s Eugenics.
The whole thing.
Scrooge and his “surplus population” policy.
Booking flights: it would be cheaper to buy a seat for my bag, than to check the bag.
I am less expensive cargo.