Donny

He gets it

I stole it from somewhere 🤷‍♂️

Wanna know a sex tip? Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave before you start, so you'll have a treat afterwards.

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And spit on me?

What's fashion is this guy next to me right now wearing a chopped up t-shirt with a graphic of the ladies from The Golden Girls on it in the style of those art pieces of the wolves howling at the moon

I mean, I get it... I even have a three minute rest between sets on my compound lifts to help with recovery for my next set. But it's very annoying to see others do it lol

It does! It helps stabilize the spine and core to reduce strain on the back.

But what you don't know is that this weightlifting belt is not just brown. It's not tan. It's not hazelnut. It's actually chestnut.

Ahh yes the historically accurate t-rex

Luckily I only had to wait ten minutes 🥹

A sensible belt helps complete any lewk

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You be the bar

And of course people just camp on these forever 😤

Both trap deadlift bars being used at the same time?! I'm going to kms

This is the most participation of awards

TIL that paleontologists now think T. rex didn't constantly show its teeth. Like modern lizards, it likely had lips that hid its teeth when its mouth was shut.

Does anyone have an image of a yassified T-Rex? I'm tryna see sumthin.

We bring a sense of humor and frivolity to a hook up

But I'm good at satire I guess... I was funny here and had to write down this convo 🤭

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Be a good boy and take a seat for a lesson then

Oh, skip over vlookup. Xlookup is far superior!

Rather than getting overly ornate with my language, I prefer to just smash our faces together. I'm a show rather tell type

To the DMs!

Omg do you know about xlookup??

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Okay let me look that up. Thanks for the tip!

No, I do not excel at dirty talk. Just FYI.

We have just a standard coffee maker so this looks fancy to me

Omg your coffee setup 🥵

I can see it now. "How dare you like something different from me 😤"

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Just outlined my Seattle Capitol Hill queer bar recommendations to an oomf, and then I was going to share them here. But then thought I probably shouldn't because I added *too much* of my own personal commentary and assessments. Don't want to start a discourse 🥴