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Oh god - the beetrooter on 7.30 - unbearable

So - what the world needs now is a homo-erotic Bildungsroman in the form of a memoir set over three decades in which a pasty Scottish immigrant kid takes a very long journey of self discovery in sunny Australia.
books2read.com/u/m0GGOP

If Dutton had three brain cells to rub together (doubtful) he’d scuttle Aukus, even tho it was an LNP initiative. Never met a soul who thinks it’s good value or good for the country

If Dutton had three brain cells to rub together (doubtful) he’d scuttle Aukus, even tho it was an LNP initiative. Never met a soul who thinks it’s good value or good for the country

When you open your phone and get a bolt of love for your best pal 😍 #dogs #dogsofbluesky

When you’re nearly 10 but still totally a pup at heart 🤩 #dogs #dogsofbluesky

@danwarne.bsky.social hey, old mate - good to see you!

Reminds me of the time cockhead Latham nearly tore little Johnny's arm out of its socket

Community service announcement. It seems people are quite fast to follow here. This is a good thing, but if there is no info in your bio and you've hardly posted anything, I can't follow you back

You know it's summer in Australia when you have to collect all the chocolate in the house and put it in the fridge #australia #summer

So Biden pardons his son and the orange oaf calls it “a miscarriage of justice”. But the attack on the capital Jan 6 was an act of love. It would be funny if it weren’t so bloody pathetic

Me and my girl
#dogs #dogsofbluesky

I sometimes wonder how the roughly 30% of Americans who couldn't be bothered voting feel while watching this cabal of criminals assembling in the White House and abroad

Why does it matter if it's originally the Friday after Thanksgiving in the US of A? We could call it bang a kanga day for all I care and it would still be grouse to get 30% off bloody near everything when budgets are stretched to the scuppers before Chrissie

Rainy morning, you put on a fave tee that looks alright because you've been busting a gut in the gym lately. Naturally a dod of cherry jam slides off your toast right on to the tee, and you go in your mind from urban legend to middle aged grot in the blink of an eye

This will go down well with his sponsor and chief propagandist Musk

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There’s a line in Christopher Isherwood’s late life pictorial memoir October, where he describes his face as partner Don Bachardy is drawing him quickly: “my old face, horrible with ill will.”

My baby on the Great Ocean Road a couple of years ago. Wish we were there right now

Life's a beach

Option B, according to Edina Monsoon of AbFab

Is there such a thing as a dirtbag-ocracy? Looks like it's going to be pioneered in the USA from January

You're slow? I bombed both Connections and Wordle this morning, losing my streak

La croix, sweetie

That time my dads bought me a new couch without even realising it was for me!

Heh - I think I borrowed that line about running a restaurant from you! Good to see you here x

I believe it's Trump's narcissism that Aussies find most repugnant. If somebody stood up here and said, without a shred of evidence, I know more about technology, finance, engineering and politics than anybody, they'd be tightly kicked up the arse and never heard from again.

Schadenfreude. But why these memes about gay kisses? If either of these cockheads had been gay they’d likely have been better people

Lelit was my first machine but Anita is single boiler. Mara is Hx. And it's the only Hx today that has brew temp stability. TBH I prefer the look of Profitec machines but that temp stability is an absolute killer. Can't wait!

Yeah, thanks. Well it’s getting long in the tooth, no pre infusion, no E61, no temp presets, no twin temp stability sensors, no brew/steam choice and essentially needs long term owner ESP to function well. So, pretty much a bad case of upgrade-itis 😎