@chriszappa.com.bsky.social
Independent gonzo journalist fighting Trump and the fascist MAGA agenda at gonzoreport.com
Trump wants a propaganda‑dominated media landscape comprised only of MAGA-aligned corporate conglomerates to push lies as truth, keeping us uninformed, intimidated, and terrorized.
Motherfucker, we live in the United States—we’re already terrorized.
gonzoreport.substack.com/p/aug-1-2025
Trump wants a propaganda‑dominated media landscape comprised only of MAGA-aligned corporate conglomerates to push lies as truth, keeping us uninformed, intimidated, and terrorized.
Motherfucker, we live in the United States—we’re already terrorized.
gonzoreport.substack.com/p/aug-1-2025
Look no further than Trump for living proof that life isn’t fair, because if it was, he never would’ve been born.
01.08.2025 18:38 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
What the fuck happened on Jul 30, 2025?
gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-30-2025
One detainee recounted officers saying that "they smell like shit," with another remarking, "they _are_shit," reflecting the appalling dehumanization these babies are being subjected to by these fucking Nazi pigs.
gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-29-2025
26.07.2025 21:21 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1
RIP OZZY 🖤 (and fuck 2025)
22.07.2025 18:49 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0May Trump be the cancer he ended research for.
22.07.2025 01:23 — 👍 172 🔁 16 💬 11 📌 1In 2023, Trump tried to insult Biden by saying, “It looks like he’s walking on toothpicks.” Cut to 2025, and oh, how we're laughing at Chunky Milk shuffling that cadaver body around on skankles supporting two fungus-ridden elephantine sequoias with root rot.
18.07.2025 04:27 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0In 2023, Trump tried to insult Biden by saying, “It looks like he’s walking on toothpicks.” Cut to 2025, and oh, how we're laughing at Chunky Milk shuffling that cadaver body around on skankles supporting two fungus-ridden elephantine sequoias with root rot.
18.07.2025 04:27 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Ahoy, fellow passengers on the SS Clusterfuck, a MAGA mutiny is brewing, and I desperately hope somebody will end up with scurvy…
gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-17-2025
Ahoy, fellow passengers on the SS Clusterfuck, a MAGA mutiny is brewing, and I desperately hope somebody will end up with scurvy…
gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-17-2025
They’ve already been pro-that since 2016. Maybe even before that. Probably even needle that.
13.07.2025 01:24 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0🤣🤣🤣
13.07.2025 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wow, does this ever bring back some memories!
12.07.2025 18:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Another ICE "assault" case unravels. Border Patrol and ICE are arresting US citizens and then after they find out that they are US citizens, they are charging them with "assault" to justify their actions. This is clearly DHS policy at this point. We've seen it repeatedly now.
12.07.2025 17:44 — 👍 15228 🔁 6739 💬 474 📌 321There’s nothing I call him in my home that I don’t call him publicly. Current favorite: orange pig fucker.
11.07.2025 19:42 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Fuck Stephen Miller. Nazi ass Noferatu looking vampire motherfucker.
(My apologies to Nosferatu and vampires.)
"It's rare to find someone like Leeja Miller who can simplify complex legal concepts, making them accessible, entertaining, and socially relevant. I also dig her occasional, well-placed, snarky commentary because, of course, I do."
gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-10-2025
The Nazis said the camps were "temporary housing," too.
The Nazis claimed everyone they sent to camps were criminals and national security threats, too.
The Nazis denied all allegations that they were killing people at the camps, too.
No better place to disappear bodies than the Everglades.
My brother. ✊🏻
04.07.2025 05:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least I'm in good company. ✊🏻
04.07.2025 05:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I can’t speak for you, but I am way too fucking angry to be fearful, too stubbornly committed to be fatalistic, and far too deeply rooted in clenched-fist, defiant rebellion to lick the boot of any Nazi, though I will eagerly plant one in their ass.
gonzoreport.substack.com/p/jul-2-2025
Hours after ICE became the highest federal law enforcement agency in America history (and likely in world history), the Supreme Court lifts the last obstacle to ICE deporting people to any random country around the world, even in conflict zones or where migrants are enslaved.
03.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 3779 🔁 1697 💬 128 📌 101Times are insanely fucking hard right now, so I can't tell you how much I appreciate the kindness and support, man. It means more than I can say.
03.07.2025 22:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0They rammed through the Betrayal Bill that will destroy the lives of millions. Orange Pig Fucker will soon sign it into law. Time of death for America: July 3, 2025, 1:36pm. It’s now our time to rise up and destroy their fucking lives the way they’ve chosen to destroy ours.
03.07.2025 18:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Morning read: @chriszappa.com is always on point with Gonzo Report, although I am jealous that I did not come up with the name "Sham Blondi" in referencing our cosplay AG. Bravo, Chris. Bravo!
open.substack.com/pub/gonzorep...
Thank you, buddy! I was pretty pleased with myself when I thought of that, I gotta say. 😄✊🏻
02.07.2025 00:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think now is a good time for Elon to tell the world how they cheated the election
02.07.2025 00:08 — 👍 107 🔁 19 💬 5 📌 2Caving to fascism makes you a fascist just fyi
02.07.2025 00:08 — 👍 218 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 0
