DF!

The kinder, gentler machine gun hand

Very cute

Trust your friends then.

You're doing the best you can, with the cards you've been dealt.

We all mess up, sometimes a lot consecutively.

But we rebound too. Just believe people when they say that you're amazing, and love who you are

Age verification?

Slap bracelets were trendy AF when I was in school

I just want you to do your best

Even if getting yourself up out of bed, and eating is all you do
That's okay.

We all have wounds and troubles we're battling right now, it's okay to feel burnt out.

Just do your best and know that you are loved, always

The older I get, the less I want to say goodbye.

Magical food at that

Made out of colorful dragon scales

It's your right to do so

Would turned to did--I think I'm addicted.. 😋 🐉🐾🐜

You look so cute here. You always are, but moreso here <3

Homer Simpson, vore fan. He clearly could have went to the gold pot. He "tried" again and again.
But his heart took him to the gators open, inviting maw every single time

I bet you'd do the same

*kicks his soaked boots off across town and tosses his socks over your house*

Done

*Crashes his body through the roof of your neighbors house and cracks open a beer truck*

Sometimes things need to be broken completely to get working again

I believe in you

Stay cool, and have a wonderful evening everyone.

I got a lot of clean up to do still <3

Remember. Things can be replaced
Focus all your first thoughts into getting people and animals helped first in emergency situations, and try to stay calm during it all. Someone has to take charge.

You can freak out later alone if you need hahaha

Preparation is key to most things.

Step 3) find the nearest valve that's going in that direction and turn it off, that didn't work? Keep doing it till you find the right one

Can't find it still? You can get a water main key really cheap, the main line cut off is by the street

Try to get familiar with all these things now beforehand

Step 1) Do not panic!
There's a problem. You can fix it.

Step 2) assess the situation. Water spraying everywhere. Where is it coming from, up or down? Is it touching anything electric?
If you're not 100% sure. Stay away from everything so you don't get hurt. Or, flip the breaker off to make sure

Warmest day it's been in weeks.
Pipe decides to explode today haha

Thankfully I was here when this happened. Instead of 50 gallons of water, the building would have probably been wrecked completely

So. Do you know what to do in an emergency like this?

Jewelry means he's not naked

This is my half of a trade with a good friend @drawingkuma.bsky.social . I actually asked him for the trade cause I really wanted to draw his character. For this piece I decided to try a different painting style . Something that's very reminiscent of Squaresoft / Square Enix art.

Radical drawing as always

*deep breaths in*
THE BOUNCER!

Solar panels?
I mean, that should have had massive funding like.. forty years ago. So I think we're behind where we should be right now still

Dammit. I can't think of anything, and I'll be pondering this the rest of the day I think to try and find something

No money
No food
No healthcare
No housing
No vacation
Nothing

Just, work work work work, and make them more money to horde

They're not even letting us procreate the next round of corporate slaves anymore.

Apparently we don't deserve that

It's kind of ironic/funny/sad

If you're alive right now
The literal only goal we have collectively, is to make the world better for those that come after us

Everything else that we do is worthless in the big picture

And a very small portion of us want us, the masses, to have nothing

Bet

It's fun to do this in real life with my giant bear mits to others

"Minion! I want this new body mod polished to a mirror shine. C'mere."

(Commission for @/budthespud3!)