Danny (he/they)

The facial expression is spot on

You look so cute and you look so happy!!!!!

HEHEHEHEHE

Tofu

Thank you! Mew and Bobbi are my old ladies I’ve had since I started college.

Photo one is Bobbi, she’s an 11 year old Manx
2 is Mew, 12 year old DSH
3 is concrete who’s reputation preceded him.
And 4 is pumpkin the other one you probably know lmao

I have four cats!!

New phone means time to take 100 silly photos of my cats

@nspband.bsky.social plumbing

I’m looking. Respectfully.

A lynx point Siamese cat laying on his back looking at the camera

A calico/tortie cat laying on her back looking at the camera

Two idiots.

I cast some bones about this and the spirits said ure gay

A decorative illustration of flowers with the caption “I don’t use ai I’m not a fucking loser” with a severed hand with too many fingers

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

just in case anyone hasnt said this you can be against censorship while also having boundaries. all those people that make you uncomfortable, you are more than welcome to not want to be around them but you should still advocate for their right to create those things that make you uncomfortable.

I love being trans and queer. every gender exploration and transition is a miraculous statement in favor of infinite human possibility. ok I love you bye

Add me on PoGo

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 283301254272!

#pokemongo #gencon

I just ordered my copy from my favorite local bookstore, it’s going to take a few weeks to come in but I’m so excited!!

“yeah, what happened?!”

ITS ME

💀💀💀💀

You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants

@rannidobbs.bsky.social LMAOOO

A very real fear I live with every time I use a public restroom. In a McDonald’s recently I had a guy walk out of the restroom and check the sign in the door and was like “I’m in the right one”
Yeah we both are buddy now mind your business.

Brooke from Let's Not Date posted on Facebook "Don't send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to... A: find your mom's Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I'm your daughter. Happy Father's Day Daddy."

A screenshot of text messages from him to her begin with a completely covered space where the picture of his penis would have been. Brooke replied to this picture of his penis. Wow it's weird you messaged me today of all days. I was just looking at your profile the other day. Him: Nice Did you like what you saw I can send you more Brooke: I was a little shocked to be honest. Him: Why? Brooke: Well this is going to sound crazy but my dad who I've never met... well it's just his name is also Butch. I don't know his last name but I know he lives in P ...or at least he did... and when I saw your friend request and where you lived my heart dropped. Him: How old are you Brooke: 36

Him: OK who is your mom Brooke: I want to answer you for closure but mom asked me to never reach out to you so let's take this slow and find out if it's you first or not. I do have a picture of my dad as a young man... Him: Show it to me now Brooke: I keep it in a locket around my neck to keep him close to me. Him:Jesus That's my senior picture

Him: Erase the picture I sent you Deplete the picture I sent Delete Fucking he'll Who is your mom Tiffany Brandy Brooke: I can't believe this is really happening. God has blessed us with this moment. I wish you hadn't sent me a picture of your penis, Dad. Him: Jesus hell I didn't know I said delete it Who is your mom Where do you live Delete the picture Don't tell your mom this ok Brooke: Happy Father's Day Daddy

✨👏🏾STANDING OVATION👏🏾✨

dude who takes so much ketamine he can't hold his pee: I'm going to live forever

Since today’s episode of #MBMBaM is this live show I’ll just repost it from FOUR DAYS AGO?? the devil works fast but MBMBaM editors work faster

Bat for sure