Taylor Williamson

You can tell someone is lying by how many words they take to say a one sentence thought.

Trump shutting down The Kennedy Center is like a child flipping over the Monopoly board and storming off when they’re losing.

My grandparents lived in Tehran before the Islamic Revolution. I was so lucky to grow up hearing about what special people they are over there. Sending my love and strength to my Persian friends in Iran and around the world 💪❤️

Ok 2026 is officially a bust. Fingers crossed for 2027! 😃

The left wing Jewish hate is insane but at least she did a fake apology and quit. If it was a right wing Jew hater they would’ve doubled down and gotten a free Cybertruck.

Those who hate Jewish people hated us before October 7. They just feel emboldened and free of consequences to share it out loud now.

No outside clothes in the bed but my dog is allowed to walk in the sewer water and crawl on my pillow.

Donald Trump says the Epstein scandal is a Democrat problem because only “they” were Epstein’s friends… TRUMP WAS A DEMOCRAT BACK THEN! 🤣🙈

Everyone is out of their minds.

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I have a free comedy special I’m very proud of. If you’re home tonight and wanna laugh I’d love for you to check it out! 🤗 ⬇️

Loved Bill O’Reilly’s Aunt Gladys cosplay on Bill Maher. ❤️

Serious question: Do nudists wear clothes on Halloween? Or do they just walk around with a plastic knife & say, "I'm a naked serial killer!"

Everyone in my neighborhood is dressed like a Hasidic Jewish person for Halloween.

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Official jewish spokesperson’s response to RFK Jr ✡️🥒

I miss the simpler times when comedians got in trouble for going to Chick-fil-A.

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Big Announcement! 😎 Happy Rapture! 🎺🦖 Shana tova! 🍎🍯

To my comedy community regarding Jimmy Kimmel: 😇❤️

Shoutout to everyone protesting fascism by texting your ex from 3 years ago and asking them to cancel their streaming accounts you still use. 💪

Everyone who said Stephen Colbert’s firing wasn’t politically motivated and to appease Trump’s wishes should be swiftly fired from their jobs for spreading misinformation about our dear leader.

Non comedians often say to me, “You’re a standup comic. You must be so intelligent to do what you do!” After 22 years of research, I can confidently say that many of my co workers are the dumbest people alive.

Why is everyone congratulating me for getting engaged to Travis Kelce

South Park and Gavin Newsom understand there are different rules to kill a vampire.

I love when people quit eating French fries because that just means more French fries for meeeeeee! 🍟😈

I talked to Marc Maron for an hour once. Here’s the recording if you’d like to listen to it. www.wtfpod.com/podcast/epis...

The legendary Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour was canceled by CBS for speaking truth to power (they also lied about this at first) and will be in history books forever. Paramount’s cowardly move just made Stephen Colbert even more iconic. ❤️💪 @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @stephencolbert.bsky.social

My biggest comedy career regrets:

1) Believing business partners were my friends.

2) rarely asking people I admire who have been there before for advice and help.

3) Not becoming a cult leader.

You people are all sheep! This Epstein drama is going down right now to distract from the overnight switch of Max back to HBO Max.

We are living in Spaceballs