Akyra

KAEY PLEASE THEYRE SO 🥺🥺

#BabyLWJSeason

LQR, baking cookies: *feels a disturbance in the force*

He turns around to see what might be... off

There's nothing there. He frowns. Considers. Hm. Maybe he's being dramatic?

He turns back to mixing the cookie dough, reaching for the chocolate chips

extensive soul searching has revealed that i may or may not have been subconsciously influenced by @kizukatana.bsky.social ’s sexc mob boss hanguang jun in painting this portrait,,,

🔞 nsfw | modern wangxian get together | slutxian sunday | masturbation | edging | mean dom lwj | sex tears

wwx has had it this week. he's tired, he's horny, he has one day to himself before the grind settles in once again and he's determined to take advantage. his day is clear. his phone is off. +

I AM SO FERAL OVER THIS OH MY GOD

Ok here's the slutxian gif. It really is a whole ass. Enjoy ❤️🔞
#魔道祖师 #MDZS

poipiku.com/8802044/9357...

HES BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HIM

God yes. You can’t say anything or do anything and it’s so frustrating!

Oh amazing thank you I’m so excited!!!

This looks like so much fun! I'd love to participate, but I think I'm a little confused about how to use this, I will figure it out!! Can we fill the prompt elsewhere and still join?

I relate so hard to this😭 I joined my first event and it went so badly bc my life and brain both pooped

Wanted to do a quick tag posts for the feeds!

-mdzs, modern au, wangxian, babies don't understand reproduction, child wei wuxian, child lan wangle

Behold! The Xuanwu:

cw bondage //

“Beautiful.” 💙 1/?

#魔道祖师 #忘羡 #mdzs

bluesky friends, would anyone be interested in organizing an invite list/queue system for us to share bluesky invites with other people? i'm offering them but am waiting on some but it might be a handy way to coordinate invites faster! also fyi you get one (1) invite code every 2 weeks

THROW IT YOU MONSTER

Thank you for reading!!! I’m glad you liked it 🥰

From then on the boys decide to kith each other on a daily basis. Their relationship evolves over the years from platonic baby kisses, to shy first kisses, to filthy making out. Without the looming threat of pregnancy scares they become extremely annoying with their PDA.

==FIN==

wy: im sorry for kissing you when you thought it would get you pregnant lz 🥺

lz: mn. I’m sorry for rejecting wy’s kiss. 🥺 I really love wy 🥺

wy: 😁 I LOVE U TOO LZ!

lz surprises wy by smacking a big kith on wy’s cheeks.

wy: eep 😳

cssr: you little gremlin we talked about not kissing other people randomly what made you go and do that!?

wy, indignant: but mama! it wasn’t random! you said that we should show people that we love them with both words and actions and that’s why you kiss me! 

they get both boys calm eventually.

Lqr was so going to punish lh when they get home. (Said culprit is quickly sobering up from his laughter when he catches lqr glaring at him)

lqr pulls lz into his lap and consoles him. He explains to lz that that’s not pregnancy works, turning red as he gives The Talk in public. 
meanwhile…

Lqr kneels with lz, completely mortified at the outbursts. Where on earth had he gotten such an idea in his head?!

He listens to lz’s rambles about how kisses would make him pregnant and huan-ge said that the FBI would arrest his babies. He’s sorry he’s a hussy and shamed shushu.

The adults who were stunned into silence at the sudden breakdown finally spring into action. Well, most of them. 

Cangse ayi bursts into howling laughter. Wcz picks up wy and comforts him: “sometimes people just dont like being kissed a-ying. it doesn’t mean they dont love you”

He starts wailing: Nooooo a-zhan loves wei ying 😭😭

wy: then why won’t zhanzhan kiss me 😭 😭😭

lz: a-zhan doesn’t want to get pregnant again 😭 what if a-ying kisses me and the babies also get pregnant 😭😭😭😭

wy on the ground looks started, and peers up and lz in shock.

lz: will not kiss wei yimg. 

wy bursts into tears. 

wy: lan zhan wont kiss me! he doesnt love me!

Wy is distraught. His tears devolve into big heaving gasps. 

Seeing wy cry makes lz starts crying again too.

And then jyl finally declares that it’s time for wy to kiss his bride.

The wedding that went off without a hitch so far starts to go completely wrong.

Wy leans in to kiss his fiancé, but lz pushes him away hard sending wy toppling to the ground. 

Their audience falls suddenly silent.

The wedding begins. Jyl is their officiant and as she monologues about joining their souls together. Lh sits in the front row with his uncle and records everything.

They make their vows. Wy will make sure lz always has ice cream. Lz will never keep wy from climbing things. 
They exchange ring pops.

Lz is very nervous. He’s very lucky that he gets to marry his best friend at least. Imagine if it had to be that bully wx. yuck.

he looks to his uncle to confirm that he accepts and feels a weight lifted off of his shoulder when he nods. Phew. Uncle still loves him.

Jyl hands him a little bouquet, and fixes a makeshift veil on his head and sends him marching down the aisle. jc plays a song on his guitar, which people guess is an attempt at the wedding march— it's much too out of tune to say for sure

lh and jyl shepherd him into the jiang’s garden where a wedding is set up. The adults look eager and excited, and dolls making up the rest of the crowd. 

wy waits by the altar.