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@matthewdalton.bsky.social

A story like mine should never be told. For my world is as forbidden as it is fragile. Without its mysteries it cannot survive. I certainly wasn't born to the life of a geisha.

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Latest posts by matthewdalton.bsky.social on Bluesky

How about this one? I bought this after Elon called the man who saved those Thai kids "Pedo Guy" but before he went crazy.

02.04.2025 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I bought this after Elon called the man who saved those Thai kids "Pedo Guy" but before he went crazy.

02.04.2025 16:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New Tesla bumper sticker idea: I bought this after Elon called the man who saved those Thai kids "Pedo Guy" but before he went crazy.

02.04.2025 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So the President who says he wants to make Gaza a resort, take over the Panama Canal, make Canada into a state, and buy Greenland totally gives a shit what Ukraine wants. Honest.

19.02.2025 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump currently in the Fuck Around phase of his term. We all know what phase comes next.

11.02.2025 07:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Brain worm is spreading.

11.02.2025 06:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No. If it's that close Chiefs win. Gotta be more than an 8 point difference. Something Mahomes can't save.

09.02.2025 14:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was searching the comments for somebody as likeminded as me. :)

05.02.2025 06:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously. Hit me like a truck as well. Like watching the end of A Marriage Story.

27.01.2025 06:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guess he learned super quickly what it was.

23.01.2025 07:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What about the power of fans yelling at the tv?

22.01.2025 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When they said AI they meant Amazing Individuals.

22.01.2025 15:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait till he gets an invite to the State of the Union.

22.01.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wanted to believe this wasn't intentional so I posted this. Then I read the comments and realized everybody knows it was intentional...

22.01.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Where it's at!

22.01.2025 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Totally followed one of these guys around the park for a few minutes yesterday before it disappeared when I turned around for a sec. Beautiful bird...beautiful sneaky bird.

19.01.2025 23:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ba da da da da ba da da da du ow

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SOON

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Zuckerberg announced Meta's updated logo to reflect the "cultural tipping point."

11.01.2025 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think only the North face

27.12.2024 18:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I get the appeal, but I would be just fine if they weren't around.

23.12.2024 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That handle is what the kids call "sus"

21.12.2024 22:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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