Jess Violet Menace

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Whenever I see/hear refer to women as 'females', I always try and hear it as some exaggerated Italian word; 'fee-mah-les'.
It doesn't stop it being dehumanising and gross, but at least it's now funny too!

No notes. He would be gummy thicc

Too late I have become one with the internet...
...it's kind of fucked up in here

a man is standing in front of a counter in a store with boxes on it Alt: Elite hacker at work

Ooooo. Time for some HACKING!

I'm not used to having ads. I used to use ad blocker but I kept finding my accounts getting used for stream farms so I had to get rid of it!
Can you block them individually??

🥰🥰 That's very kind, and I do want all their lovely things but they're also getting on my fucking tits lol

Ohhhh that's such a great idea!!!

Reading between the lines of this song's many intricate metaphors and winding imagery...I think that guy really wants to suck on a chilli dog

Krethusa is one of the coolest models I've ever seen honestly! I keep trying to find something to proxy her as in any army I collect just so I can paint that model!

Disturbua advert featuring a woman sitting, dressed in black

Ok, I fucking LOVE Disturbia's clothes but I get about 86 adverts from them per minute on every website and before every YouTube video. They're honestly putting me off buying from them!

Thank youuuuu 🥰🥰🥰

Lol don't worry my dudeing and mateing days are over. I tend to talk to people like a very dramatic old lady (which I guess I'm basically becoming anyway lol). So I it's more sweethearts, loves, lovelies and petals.

It totally does! There are some songs I can't listen to because I'm unconsciously singing along to it in my head and it hurts my throat to go too low lol
So I'm up for this!!

When they could be buying the all new competitor:
Tari's chocolate grapefruits! Now in milk chocolate flavour!

Had a lovely voice training session today with my speech therapist! Apparently F3 is my comfortable pitch which is still femme. We worked a lot on resonance and my fear of sounding too breathy. Really fun stuff!

I'm going to use Kreig bodies for the most part with generous use of Bretonian models and some 3d printed bits and bobs to flesh out what I can't accomplish with those!

It's from a CMON game called Death May Die Cthulhu!

I've got my own wee regiment called "the Tenebrox Fusilliers". Very WW1 era Britain. Night world with lots of glowy eyed knight helmets to see in the dark.
Pidgeons settled with the early humans and took over almost every biological niche, so they ride pidgeon gryphons and stuff! Super excited!

That's so cool! She's an absolutely amnazing sculpt!!

Absolutely gargantuan Cthulhu miniature with a little cultist model at the base

Close up of the cultist

Cutest between Cthulhu's toes

I've got this toddler sized Cthulhu! I've never used it for the same reason, but here's a human cultist for scale!

Woooaaahhhhhh a Tarrasque!!! Amazing!!! I've always wanted to use one but my players never make it that far lol!!

Omg yessss! They're so fun! Hard reccomend. Although it's really hard to put on proper corsets by yourself which is annoying!

Don't worry. It's really easy to make the boys mad. I found that difficult at first too, but it's doable.

Omg yes?!?!

Nahhhhh. We can learn as we go. The most important rules are; be sexy, play with plastic war dollies, make the boys mad, enjoy yourself!
There are some other, less important rules...like...how to move and shoot and stuff but y'know...way less vital.

Awh!! That sounds fucking wonderful!
Also...when I was little there was a mascot in the uk called "Tufty the road safety squirrel" and if you liked you could join "the tufty club" and get a little badge.
I was a firm member of the turfty club. He was so cute.

I'm starting a guard army in 2026 and your posts keep making me almost combust with excitement!!!

One day, when I summon all of my friends from across the seas, we will have to play there!!