@myakkagold.bsky.social
Refugee from X - FE-GODDESS OF IRONY -I’m the Great Grandmother you wish you had. Brit/American, loves animals more than most people.
This must be parody, right? RIGHT? 😳
02.08.2025 16:13 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You omitted “ to build a Golden Ballroom”.
01.08.2025 14:43 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Clueless wanker.
01.08.2025 14:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He has a porno star moustash.
30.07.2025 23:57 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ve noticed in nearly every movie/series someone at least once, sometimes several times, says “I promise”. I started thinking and I cannot remember ever saying that to anyone in 85 years. #OverUsedLiePendingDisaster.
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I hear there’s nice new accommodations on Alligator Alley which would suit him.
20.07.2025 16:00 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Yes
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I hope their “god” duly rewards them.
04.07.2025 20:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Prob be better off if we had stayed with George III
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No one is celebrating today.
02.07.2025 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0D.U.H!
02.07.2025 00:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope it eats away at them, little by little, day by day, until they can’t sleep at night without pills and can’t ever enjoy any pleasures in life, until it dawns on them that their life isn’t worth living. That goes for all that voted yes. (Acknowledging that most do not possess a conscience)
02.07.2025 00:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this the jazz pianist Oscar Peterson? Not sure if he was in the military but I’m sure his talent was appreciated. (Sarcasm) 😎
28.06.2025 17:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this the jazz pianist? Not sure if he was in the military but I’m sure his talent was appreciated. “Sarcasm” 😎
28.06.2025 17:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is oligarchy. This is obscene.
While 60% live paycheck to paycheck & kids go hungry, Jeff Bezos, worth $230 billion, goes to Venice on his $500 million yacht for a $20 million wedding & spends $5 million on a ring while his real tax rate is just 1.1%.
End this oligarchy.
Such upcoming events will be televised and will break all viewership records.
25.06.2025 14:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump and the Ayatollah taking lessons from Kristi Noem. Cosplaying war games.
23.06.2025 21:55 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0It’s just occurred to him, or rather he’s just been informed, that his actions have saved the Russian economy.
23.06.2025 14:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
. So the Russian economy was collapsing. (Too much oil and prices low.)
. Trump illegally bombs Iran.
. Iran will close the Straits of Hormuz.
through which 20% world oil passes.
. Oil prices skyrocket.
. Russian economy is saved.
Hurrah for Trump.🥳
Up next……
23.06.2025 13:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Andy Borowitz:
Don’t worry, America: Hegseth’s got this.
This is not about the merits of Iran’s nuclear program. No president has the authority to bomb another country that does not pose an imminent threat to the US without the approval of Congress. This is an unambiguous impeachable offense.
22.06.2025 00:26 — 👍 35596 🔁 9089 💬 1096 📌 535I know this can sound kind of silly at a time like this, but doing a war without congressional authorization is ample grounds for impeachment
22.06.2025 00:02 — 👍 15267 🔁 3097 💬 462 📌 170🥹
22.06.2025 00:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this something he can do without congress’ approval? I’m new at this. 😳
22.06.2025 00:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0JMFC😡
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