🔞 Sleeping With The Fishes

helpful infographic for the chronically online

Sounds good! I've heard before that tofu takes on flavor really well. I may have to experiment! Thank you for the suggestions!!

I read somewhere that harm reduction is better than never even trying, and that stuck with me. So if someone wanted to be a vegan “except spaghetti and meatballs” for example, then that’s better than never even trying.

Idk, we’ll see. Might be a slow conversion.

(Not horny sorry, just wanna cut down on spam on my main)

Man, I keep circling back to the thought that I wanna have a mostly vegetarian diet someday. Grocery prices, living situation, etc makes it hard to do now but mmm maybe I’ll start taking baby steps when I can.

🐟👍

In my horny opinion, yes, the more body contact the better.

They should make a different name that has cooler implications

(Also it’s so funny to think about all this while my sexual history is arguably small and I don’t have the desire to get freaky with just anyone lmaoooo)

“God, we’re such sluts”
-guy who hasn’t felt the touch of another in months

Asking the important questions tonight
(Asking Lexi if we are technically swingers)

It’s the same in terms of gender. Trying to use more general labels, but I always come back to the agender flag, so beautiful, feels right.

It really truly sucks when wounds from a while ago reopen, when you just haven’t healed from them.

When people are sorry and you don’t wanna hold stuff against them but you can’t get over it either.

But find solace in the fact I can take steps back and breathe. I don’t want to be resentful.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LEXI
💕🦦🎂🐟

a gargoyle character wearing a black bridle, and bound in spiked cuffs and a collar with a length of red rope attached.

ych for gargoyle 🪢

A somewhat smal drawing of an anthro otter with a strap on having sex, doggy style with an anthro marlin character. The anthro marlin is tied up, with tape on their mouth. The strap on is large, and appears to be poking through showing a stomach bulge.

⚠️: #StrapOp #Bondage #LargeToy #FurryNsfw

Dude, I thought you asked if I was a Short King, not a Size King.

Sticker for: @lthotter.bsky.social

Sexuality is a funny thing because here I am at almost 28 arguing in my brain with “I don’t need labels” vs “the more time goes on the more your preferences have dissolved and I think you’re treading into pansexual territory at this point”.

Made out like a bandit hehehe

Super Bowl findom

first drawing I did tonight in-stream for @gillfuckr.bsky.social !!

sometimes the fish foods you. and sometimes that fish is Goopy

[#valsstashart #vore ]

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It's my friend's birthday!!!! Join and wish them a Happy Birthday on their stream!!!

hello everyone I am doing a SKETCH REQUEST stream for my birthday because I want to do the funny vore thing on this day of my birth

I will be joined in vocie by @gillfuckr.bsky.social for at least some period of time :)

swing by at picarto.tv/valcritter

I tend not to focus on the numbers but I’m always pleasantly surprised how many people enjoy my art posts here. :)

A black and white sketch of two characters with a purple background. An anthro pike and loon side by side. The pike, transmasc, is gesturing to his strap on, and has a key around his neck. The loon, a bit more shy looking, is wearing a chastity cage and blushing.

⚠️: #StrapOn #Chastity #Intimidation #NSFW #FurryNSFW

“I’ll show you what a real dick looks like…”

Sketch for @lthotter.bsky.social

The pike: He/Him

The loon: They/He/Any

she took my kinks in the divorce

I could get behind “kinky leather cowboy” for sure

Wartenberg wheel photograph

A close up screenshot of a pair of spurs on cowboy boots

Hmm, hear me out.

Would do nefarious things for decorative(?) spurs for my combat boots.

But hey nonbinary doesn’t mean I can’t slay (coping)

“My steak is too juicy and lobster is too buttery” type of complaint I know

It’s so funny like when I’ve finally fully accepted myself as nonbinary/aiming to be masc is when my body is like “actually I think now I wanna be able to gain weight and it’s all gonna go right to your hips”

Which is good.. not underweight anymore

But also

Damn!!! butt doesn’t fit in my jeans!!

A screenshot of exchanged messages. The first message says “Yeye I trust u” The second message, a reply from another person says “I should cover you in hickeys while you sleep”

Never get too comfortable.

This also includes here, but like I said. I’m pretty sure most who follow me are on the same page.

Not naked today? Shocking….