nalgene merlot

nalgene merlot

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313 Followers 376 Following 401 Posts Joined Jan 2025
1 day ago

No but that’s so funny. Training in your sleep

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1 day ago

Who was it that said “america will kill your whole family, then come back to make a movie about how sad it made them”

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1 day ago

Hope it feels better soon!

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1 day ago

Ok, if you wear them like once/week or less they might still be breaking in. Depends on the shoes, some take longer

Warming them in the sun before you put them on can help. Tape your ankle or wear a sock if it’s rubbing the skin

Sometimes shoes just aren’t for you and it’s better to sell them

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1 day ago

Is it a new pair that you’re still breaking in?

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2 days ago
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🧘 🧗affirmations🧗🧘

No one cares whether or not you flash this unnamed V1 with a weird topout

You practice downclimbing and are good at it

The best climber in the world is the one with the least broken ankles

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2 days ago

Lots of motherhood/parenthood in this one

Mohan’s breakdown over the calls and Robby saying she has mommy issues

Mel’s reaction to Becca growing up

Waterslide father/son

The mom with cancer saying goodbye to her sons

Javadi’s mom’s condescension

The abandoned baby waiting for foster parents

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4 days ago

Pov: you discovered the quick and easy way to make almost anything into ragebait

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1 week ago

If a child asked me this I would think hard and try to give them a good answer. An adult asking this in defense of llms is sad and infuriating

You’re asking me to consider that a machine that strings words together based on statistics is equivalent to a human. I say no and that’s all I have to say

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1 week ago

Are you a villain from a cartoon or what

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1 week ago
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🧗 An interesting case of a fall where it would have been way better to not have any pads down

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1 week ago
Thumbnail of a youtube video titled “the essential glup shittos of Star Wars: the phantom menace” featuring boss nass, watto, and nute gunray

First of all, these are not “glup shittos” they are some of our most treasured racist stereotype aliens

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1 week ago

What are the odds it was trained off episodes of Homeland

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1 week ago

Start holds on the toilet rim would make for a brutal sit start

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1 week ago

Legitimately surprised there’s not a paragraph about potential sources of infrasound in the area

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1 week ago

(Watching young men smash their cheekbones with hammers and eat flavorless slop)

“They only do that when they’re stressed”

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1 week ago
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🧗 Minor wasp encounter on the warm up boulder

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2 weeks ago

This route is a 5.7 solely because of the tree. When the tree falls it could easily become a 5.12. The bottom is BLANK

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2 weeks ago
A guy in dark clothes and an orange helmet climbing a slabby, lichen-covered sandstone cliff. The forest still looks like winter and the sky is overcast Same guy at the beginning of the route, which requires climbing a tree A dog laying on the ground beneath a roof at the bottom of the cliff, with orange lichen and warm light surrounding it

🧗 My buddy’s first day rope climbing outdoors. He has better endurance on rock than in the gym. Must be studied

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2 weeks ago

I don’t think 24 tacos is crazy for an average person, especially if you’re allowed to fast prior. 24 beers makes me sick just thinking about it. That’s a stack of 6 packs that comes up to your knee

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2 weeks ago

I agree he makes things worse, in concrete ways actually. But if you think he alone gives agency to idiots, rather than the institution itself, you’re ignoring a lot of history. The cruelty didn’t start with him and won’t end with him

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2 weeks ago

Cops have always been like this, doesn’t matter who the president is

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2 weeks ago

This is UV though, not visible light

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2 weeks ago

“Actors should only play characters who canonically look like them” is a red flag take if you think about it for more than a second

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2 weeks ago

Broke: pulley injury

Woke: Scarpal tunnel syndrome

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3 weeks ago

Boy I sure hope this stealth cam is as stealthy as they say

The Noticer:

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3 weeks ago

Ideally we would move platforms. In reality I doubt the game would survive that, for several reasons. I worked hard on this, invested emotional energy, turned it into something that brings me joy, and it’s all gonna evaporate overnight. If there are any billionaires reading this go fuck yourself

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3 weeks ago

My longest and most successful ttrpg ever has been held over discord for a year now. At the end of the month I have to choose between ending it and giving my name and address to a company whose founder openly admits that his goal is to kill leftists. Just fucking sucks man

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3 weeks ago
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🧗 The first few bolts of this are super fun. Making it past the slopers on the lip is gonna take some work. 5.11

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3 weeks ago

Might be good for carrying groceries

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