jess

just wanna go home and get pegged by karlach in bg3

it's lowkey been a fight to get everyone to keep this one door to the staff area locked (because people love to forget their keys lol) and if i had a dollar for every time a random visitor has opened the door and poked their curious lil head in........

been waiting at this service canada centre for 2 hours and i need to pee so bad but i know as soon as i get up to leave they're gonna call my number

well if it isn’t my mortal enemy, A Task

please bully me into doing laundry

my parents sold their house this month to downsize which means i am now tasked with taking all the shit i was hoarding in their basement out and deciding whether it still sparks joy... how have i accrued so much Stuff