I think it’s safe to say Trump is unlikely to successfully defend his FIFA Peace Prize championship this year
I do *not* remember giving USPS permission to use my likeness as inspiration for the design of its new mail delivery vehicles.
“Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anybody really care?”
Fun with maps! My home in Madison, WI is about 20 miles closer to the nearest point in Iowa (home of the Star Tribune) than downtown Minneapolis is
She's right, you know.
I feel like @chrissteller.bsky.social needs to see this
No, we know. Netanyahu has been telling us they are weeks away for the last 25 years. But also I thought Trump “completely obliterated” it months ago and said it would take them many years to recover. bsky.app/profile/atru...
I've had my This Is Fine mug so long that the dog has become a ghost and all that remain are flames
There's no Epstein Files distraction because every time this regime does something stupid, it reminds me of the Epstein Files. So I'm constantly reminded.
I don’t even know anymore. War, the senseless murder of civilians, pedophiles in power, just a whole lot of fuckshit.
Well at least domestically, my neighbors are still in hiding.
Yes, please keep trotting out one of the most unlikable dinguses in human history to tell people in swing states that he's going to yoink their federal funding. This is an excellent strategy. Proceed.
“Desire,” U2
“Allentown,” Billy Joel? Or is they grunting?
BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.
Chicken bog kinda day
This clown is far scarier than any boogeyman he’s pretending is out there
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We ran into St. Paul Mayor Kaohly Her on Summit Avenue today, and we told her how much we love (visiting) her city. Then my wife said: “How are YOU doing?”
Mayor Her paused, knowingly, and said: “I’m doing alright. Thank you.”
Kindness, man.
Michael Jordan is a Daytona 500 winner.
Sounds like a (burp) full day!
If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.
Post a tree you photographed
(Oklahoma City memorial)
A Reddit user identifies the boy who took a Grammy from Bad Bunny in the halftime show as five-year-old model Lincoln Fox and says that he was meant to represent Bad Bunny as a child www.instagram.com/the_lincfox/... www.reddit.com/user/BabySea...
You don’t have to share trumps racist posts. Not about the superbowl. Not about anything.
We could join truth social if we wanted. We’re here though.
Megyn Kelly is going to burst into flames
Guuuuuuuuuys no spoilers about the game tonight, okay?
I’m waiting to read about it in Wednesday’s @startribune.com
