Tanya tanya - Bluesky Statics

Stop saying the US is invading Iran for the oil. The US is invading Iran for the love of the game

28.02.2026 19:53 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

"abolish ice" won't hurt dems in the midterms nearly as much as the power they ceded to the wealthy elites, which has (rightfully) cost them the trust of normal americans

14.01.2026 21:46 — 👍 31 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1

Stop saying the US is invading Venezuela for the oil. The US is invading Venezuela for the love of the game

03.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1

2026 predictions:

- Biden dies (old age)
- Trump dies (7th assassination attempt)
- anti-aging billionaire dies (chokes on a carrott)
- Taylor Swift dies (private jet is a boeing)
- Drake dies (testicular cancer)
- Musk dies (tesla explodes)

01.01.2026 01:37 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

literally perfect

14.12.2025 22:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

it's the war on Christmas and we're bringing democracy to the north pole

14.12.2025 04:52 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1

maybe the hamburger helper is just dressing for the job he wants

14.12.2025 04:52 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

i love dating. i love finding out that i'm not good enough over and over

12.12.2025 20:49 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a dating app where they just mail you some rope

12.12.2025 17:16 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

no i love it when you watch my stories but don't text back it's hot

12.12.2025 17:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

taking fentanyl just so i can touch police officers

12.12.2025 04:40 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this time its for good and not evil

12.12.2025 03:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i loved it, it was hilarious

12.12.2025 03:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BREAKING: my heart

12.12.2025 03:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

r u ok

12.12.2025 03:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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11.12.2025 22:00 — 👍 1699 🔁 313 💬 45 📌 32

a hot guy getting CTE is like a hot girl getting a BBL. stop it, you were already perfect

12.12.2025 03:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[texting my sister] ... and is there a mister carriage?

12.12.2025 03:10 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i met with a trauma surgeon but he said he couldn't do anything about my childhood

12.12.2025 03:06 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

i need to hire the witch who cursed me because she did a very good job

12.12.2025 03:05 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

thank god i'm so lazy. if not i would have killed myself dozens of times by now

12.12.2025 02:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i bet they call it something different like a jupiter flytrap

12.12.2025 02:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'll take this into consideration

12.12.2025 02:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ty :)

12.12.2025 02:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a dating app where they just mail you a gun

12.12.2025 02:35 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

should i just kill myself then

12.12.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

here for a time

12.12.2025 02:19 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they should make a dating app that works

12.12.2025 02:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gq cover from a million years ago

magazines used to be cool. they used to be about touching girls butts and the desperate attempt to save 33 men trapped underground. now they're only about CEOs and semen retention

12.12.2025 02:12 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

they should make ignoring me illegal

12.12.2025 02:08 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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