Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸

Thought he had Rickie Lambert as area manager for that. Maybe it's for his annual appraisal

Don't be silly, looks nothing like a donkey

Good to know he's still making pals everywhere he goes

Sitting on Bristol harbour on a sunny Saturday evening and the violinist busking near me just struck up with Bella Ciao ✊️🚩🏴
#NoPasaran

Demonstration at Newcastle hotel today, depressingly.

Someone needs to explain to this brain surgeon that Alexander Isak is a refugee from Eritrea 👍🏾 #NUFC

All concerned need to learn that it's the keeper's prerogative to blame the defence, the pitch, the angle of the sun and his water bottle for any unfortunate goals conceded. Everyone else needs to shrug and trudge back to kick off again. Tis the law.

No, that was Tommy Scott. I think Statistical Outliers was a character in The Day Today but no idea if they were from Huyton

Thought he was from Prescot?

The evidence so far is damning

Joey Barton is also from Huyton

Yeah, we're doing recycling

Work yesterday was fun. Same again today

On the one hand, hurrah. On the other hand, the chances of him finally bankrupting himself by getting sued into oblivion by everyone he has a go at while pissed are considerably reduced

London is increasingly under Shania law. And that don't impress me much.

There'll be lots more chances to boo pal x

1) with the exception of Breaking Bad, all of these are shite

2) Buffy The Vampire Slayer

I mean, it's better than all the listed shows as well

Objectively it's BtVS and I'm surprised it's even a discussion

The Major in Fawlty Towers looks quizzically at someone off camera

India! At the Oval!

They serve some kind of wet cement with a cooked breakfast, call it "grits" and pretend it's nice

it's Jimmy Cliff's birthday and he's 81 and many of his tunes are still sung by people for hope and comfort and the sheer passion he has put into his music for decades so put some respect on his name. give Jimmy Cliff his flowers by bumping his tremendous tunes today

Two complete lunatics in the midfield there

Motherfucking wind farms 😎

Tweet screenshots Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tikt... Follow @theJeremyVine STATEMENT Thank-you for such kind messages about my libel action against Joey Barton. I can confirm it is now concluded and I am satisfied with the result. Mr Barton has now paid out more than half a million pounds in my case alone. 16:05 • 30 Jul 25 • 51.2K Views 71 Reposts 46 Quotes 769 Likes 46 Bookmarks : Most relevant replies v Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h S Replying to @theJeremyVine There seems to be some confusion about the stages of the case. The below is to explain the numbers. I have no further beef with Mr Barton, who has a series of ongoing legal problems to deal with. While defending my libel action, he also became a convicted wifebeater. 1 176 74 1hl 7.4K 贝 Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... •1h g My damages in the case were £110,000. These were paid last year, and Mr Barton made the agreed public apology. But my costs in bringing the case were between 180 and 190k. Mr Barton pledged in court to pay the costs, then chose to argue that the figure was too high. せ2 46 Ill 7.3K

Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h g Frustratingly, this meant I had to bring a separate action to recover my costs. The separate action also had a cost to it. Mr Barton surrendered on the main costs two days before the costs recovery action, but it was too late to avoid being liable for the costs recovery action. t73 © 51 Ill 6.7K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h g So Barton paid for the libel. He paid the costs. He paid interest on the costs. He paid the cost of losing a challenge on the costs. And he paid his own costs, which will be more than mine because he had fancier lawyers. He has lost at least half a million pounds. © 92 1hl 6.6K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... BARTON'S BILL 110k - the libel. 160k — my costs. 3.6k — interest on costs. 43k — my costs recovery action. 200k — his costs. MINIMUM £516,600 4 1216 © 101 1hl 6.6K • 1h 贝 ∞ Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... 9.1h g People asked, 'What if Barton refuses to pay, or can't pay?' To ensure he had the funds, I had to commission legal searches on his house. He owns it outright. Lawyers advised me that if he did not pay, they could put a charge on his house. セし7 © 57 1hl 6.1K

Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h This would mean Mr Barton would effectively become my tenant, paying me rent to live there. If he fell behind with the rent, I would have the right to evict him or force the sale of his house to recoup my debt. 4 174 072 In 6.4K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h I had no wish to be in that position and I am grateful to my lawyers in ensuring we got the final payments in today. My barrister is Gervase de Wilde @5RB and my solicitor is Judith Thompson, who specialises in online defamation. If you need her she is here: @devonsolicitors 1 174 59 1l1 9.9K Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Ins... • 1h I may return to this subject in due course but for now it is a relief just to be vindicated and to have the case settled so decisively. Thank-you for reading this, especially if you sent messages of support. J 4 173 • 112 Ill 9.6K

Yes, Vine is a twat, but Barton is a grade A cunt and this is objectively hilarious

The WaPa headline says: 60,000 Gazans were killed. 18,500 of them were children. These are some of their names. Then follows an enormous list of small print names

Thousands of small print names interspersed with some photos of some of the child victims

NEW: 18,500 children have been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.

The Washington Post has just published every single known name.

A seminal moment.

I dipped in there this week and found people saying Bristol's terrible because of Stapleton Road and Lawrence Hill (always code for thinly veiled racism) and a horrific thread on Ellis Harrison. Get an error message when I try to sign in and CBA to pursue it tbh

bsky.app/profile/iand...

I just scrolled the quotes and everyone hates it apart from... go on, guess

Pardon?

You have to ask, if all members don't have an equal chance of a ticket, why would those with a reduced chance renew? The club needs to engage everyone who wants to go to matches and that means everyone should have some hope.