Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸

Really feel we could see a great deal more PC in south Wales and an even more solid sea of Lib Dem orange in the south west with high 'Stop Reform' voting

It's always a great week to be driving electric but even more so now

Anyway, while we're here:

They got promoted in 1993 and immediately started getting smoke blown up their arse by Sky and co. It's absolutely broken their brains and not in a good way

They urgently need more ladders to fall off down there

One of the many things to love about this is the horror he experiences about losing to Everton as though we're the club that get relegated on a semi regular basis and only recently ended a 70 year trophy drought. Most ludicrously overinflated self image in football

Median BCFC82 & Somerset CCC supporter

Happy birthday pal, and every other day as well. You deserve it xxx

Oh I know, just thinking aloud! As I say, either way it ends up the same. He's poor at choosing allies

So many funny options this season. West Ham finally going down and swapping places with Millwall. Nottingham scabs going through four managers to get relegated. Tottenham lol. Plucky little Leeds heading back to their natural home.

Really hard to choose which would be funniest.

Fun Wurzels fact: the only one who drinks cider is Tommy Banner (left) who comes from Edinburgh

The beauty of US diversity is that they can find a huge variety of ways in which to be racist about other places food choices

Defo has a huge blind spot if people who share his personal pet enthusiasms - Middle East politics for example - also have huge honking red flags about other stuff.

I'm not convinced he's actively hostile but the end result is the same so it doesn't matter either way

Just go for the funny option, it never fails

They're all going to end up like Paul Stott, the anarchist to hard right pipeline

Just been for a stalk and she's on about Spencer being a landlord. Wtf

GGTTH!

Rangers Bad obviously but it's very funny that Celtic are in danger of being caught by Motherwell for third place

Just so long as they immediately pivot back to "stole them from elsewhere and anyway anyone who uses them can't possibly be English"

Bristol's often forgotten coal mining industry, preserved in pub names and the occasional subsidence of east Bristol back gardens into unrecorded bell pits

Both of them welcomed with open arms at Goodison

Wishing a very happy St David's Day to the greatest living Welshman @nevillesouthall.bsky.social

Hey don't forget Bristol where no poor people exist and they're definitely not consistently voting for Green councillors (and so are some of the rich people tbf lol)

And yet still not as bad a take as Pope's yesterday when he dropped the ball at Beto's feet

Oh look, voting Green encourages Labour backbenchers to grow a pair because they're all legit terrified they'll lose their jobs. More of this please, keep voting Green everyone

I want this to be true because it's potentially the funniest story yet from the campaign

No local knowledge either because Greens are all from Venus and just teleport down to random parts of Britain offering free drugs for all in exchange for votes.

Demanding a kit celebrating EFC West Country connections (Nigel Martyn, Cliff Britton, Mike Trebilcock, me)