Gene Hunt 🇨🇦🇵🇸

We also have no idea who'll be standing again so indies who got close last time may or may not benefit

Don't think there are enough 16-18 year old to make an impact of that level but it won't do the Greens any harm

The Labour Party 🤝 Noel Gallagher

Not present in Burnage any more

Yes, there could be some unexpected switchers around the place

Putin will be delighted

Yup, they're even more repellent than Labour, anecdotal evidence that even Tories will vote for anyone to stop them. Honestly think that if their vote share is below, say, 25% then they'll massively underperformed in terms of seats

You gonna be dishing out some digs Bri?

Also regarding the seat map, I'm convinced that mass tactical voting will see PC keep Reform out in south Wales and the lib dems do the same in the West Country. See what happens elsewhere but people in those areas will have a very clear idea of what the options are

Gonna be another week or two before we see the impact of G&D and Iran as well

Good evening Britain. My father was a tool maker, I've just lost a by-election very badly, and I'm announcing tonight that British bases in the middle east are legitimate military targets for Iran

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It'll go lower

**Bluesky Exclusive**
Day 1 of Revealathon is none other than Bristol Patriots steward, Julie Stokes based in Radstock. Even using illegal pyrotechnics at a protest, which police let them get away with of course. 4 more days to follow! Wonder who is next.

Bertie the cat's cat hands.

If humanity spent more time being cuted right out by cat hands instead of hating people for being a bit different and/or straight up killing the fuck out of each other, maybe things would be a bit better?

Makes you think.

I've never been but really want to go. For no reason other than vibes have decided I like San Lorenzo

We could make them pay for their flights home, put them up in some shitty hotels for months on end and prevent them from working while we decide whether to allow them to stay?

Again, today is a very good day to consider switching to an electric car and/or public transport (which may possibly absorb rising oil costs better than private individuals can)

Boooooo, dicks

My NHS ones do that but I'm guessing it varies from trust to trust. Honestly life changing, I hope you can bag some

Finally some good news

Keir Starmer tweet from 2020 in which he promises to "promote peace and human rights. No more illegal wars etc etc"

Just the most colossal liar. No need to ever believe a word this man says.

14%

It'll go lower

Just saw him described as "Blair without Surestart" and well, yes

We're going to delete the entire shitty party mate, watch us

Spanish PM Pedro Sánchez: “Today more than ever, it is essential to remember that one can be against a hateful regime as is the case with the Iranian regime…and at the same time be against an unjustified, dangerous military intervention outside of international law.”

He gets to stand at his silly little lectern in his shitty little suit and solemnly intone that he's spending our taxes on blowing shit up, murdering people, pandering to his paedophile pal in Washington. Just like he was fine with supporting the genocide as well.
Disgusting little man

He's absolutely cooked already so he's playing all the hits and taking his chance to kill people before he's forced out.

Get Dyche in, he'll sort it

Foot long sub?

Oh I'm so sorry to hear this. Much love x

Smile lots, arrive early and take a nice packed lunch. Good luck x