Coach Monk

Coach Monk

@coachmonk.bsky.social

I fist things and also throw them. πŸ₯ŠπŸ₯‹ πŸ‹β€β™‚οΈ ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him) My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not. https://ko-fi.com/coachmnk

4,221 Followers 1,087 Following 2,223 Posts Joined Oct 2023
10 hours ago

There is no stipulation that says you can't change course at any given moment. Take a breath and start working on things you want, unapologetically. You hold your own leashes.

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10 hours ago

Its completely fine to care about yourself man you don't have to give any explanation to anybody. It's your own life in the end.

You'll get better soon.

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10 hours ago

Who's joking?

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10 hours ago
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14 hours ago
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Texturized.

I'll beat up your shitty ex for a fair price. Bids start here.

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14 hours ago

Microtransaction.

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1 day ago
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Howdy folks, I gots 5 Slots open for til Spring (Possibly doing a 2nd round in Summer)

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1 day ago

I love axes, but part of me thinks my weapon of choice would be chains, or just a bigass shield. πŸ˜‚

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1 day ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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1 day ago

Come take em lol.

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1 day ago

Can I have a concept of a rest.

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1 day ago
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Wydm world events are affecting me again????????? I hate being the main character.

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2 days ago

I wish I could give a fuck about whatever happened at the Arnold's lol. (not)

Just cuz I'm buff don't mean I care about the scene. Ew. πŸ˜‚

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1 week ago
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Might as well announce over here. I'm currently taking clients for coaching and Nutrition guidance. So if you wanna look beefy/skinny legend for summer you can ask me and I'll work with you personally. DMs are open.

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6 days ago

My straps smell like trash help. 🫠

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1 week ago

I can confidently say I can squeeze about 3 or 4 right now in my current schedule.

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1 week ago
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Might as well announce over here. I'm currently taking clients for coaching and Nutrition guidance. So if you wanna look beefy/skinny legend for summer you can ask me and I'll work with you personally. DMs are open.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

Feels weird having people think you're "dressed up" or "looking serious" just because you're wearing jeans and a t-shirt (tucked in). πŸ« πŸ€”

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1 week ago
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How do I make them perceive me less.

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1 week ago

I want to keep looking at my hole-infested DM inbox in peace.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

As you should. I've seen some horrific things. πŸ˜‚

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1 week ago

As a food person, the mandoline was great until someone sliced their entire finger off (Canon event).

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1 week ago

@azurebolide.bsky.social

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1 week ago
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🚬: " I can't wait for Pokopia!!!😍πŸ₯ΊπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‘ "

Translation:

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1 week ago
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I've been mauled to death.

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1 week ago

No WWIII is not a good present.

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1 week ago

No

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1 week ago
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One year closer to dying.

Birthday I guess. Presents welcome.

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