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I fist things and also throw them. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿฅ‹ ๐Ÿ‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ ISSA Personal Trainer and Nutrition Coach Hrothgar, Monster Hunter, Berserker Class servant, Chef, Dog Magnet. Taken. (He/Him) My page likely staying SFW, the likes, will not.

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Some rando on the street called me a pit bull.๐Ÿ˜ญ

14.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk if day 1 since I need the $ for other stuff but eventually yes.

14.10.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HAHAHAHAHAH

14.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cackled so hard so it deserves my favor.

14.10.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

OMG MEGA STARMIE OH GOD I FUCKING BLEW UP LMAO.

14.10.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It said its delivered today why wasn't it here at 0000 hours I wanna speak to the manager. reeeeee

13.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ was nice light had to turn gpose on.

13.10.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess??

13.10.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah I heard that too and from what I read Canadians dont really like JT either so it seems they kinda match LOL.

13.10.2025 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What do you even mean Justin Trudeau is dating Katy Perry....? What is this timeline even.

13.10.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spine, guts, name it.

13.10.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jeez ok ill get it.

13.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah yes a Sunday well spent refreshing my Amazon order every 5 mins to see if it moves faster. (It don't).

12.10.2025 23:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are prison arms? Lol.

12.10.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthdayyyy

12.10.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sunday or whatever.

12.10.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 461    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.10.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings and making a funny face . ALT: a woman is wearing a necklace and earrings and making a funny face .
12.10.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can't shoot away a force of nature. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

12.10.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Half my feed is full of that Republican Gathering that went on this weekend and I'm like soooo over it.

For those curious I mean the Mr. Olympia.

12.10.2025 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a silhouette of a woman kneeling in front of a light that says i have been summoned ALT: a silhouette of a woman kneeling in front of a light that says i have been summoned

I heard the summons. Where the sluts at.

12.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I BOUGHT IT AAA

11.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Let alone a random ass meme from COVID era.

11.10.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I found it i need someone to mail it to me now haha.

11.10.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need it.

11.10.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I just used this image as a reply to my GenX bf and he will never understand but I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

11.10.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me and Anne Tifa go way back actually. We used to skip classes to go get abortions every Thursday, introduce innocent white men to homosexuality and fisting on Mondays and roll huge fat blunts with Bible paper every fucking day.

It's true because I said so.

10.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both well within scope.

08.10.2025 18:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well hello.

08.10.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a yellow dress says i 'm great why wouldn 't i be ALT: a woman in a yellow dress says i 'm great why wouldn 't i be
08.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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