Coach Monk coachmonk - Bluesky Statics

Might as well announce over here. I'm currently taking clients for coaching and Nutrition guidance. So if you wanna look beefy/skinny legend for summer you can ask me and I'll work with you personally. DMs are open.

05.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 258 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 2

My straps smell like trash help. 🫠

05.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I can confidently say I can squeeze about 3 or 4 right now in my current schedule.

05.03.2026 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Might as well announce over here. I'm currently taking clients for coaching and Nutrition guidance. So if you wanna look beefy/skinny legend for summer you can ask me and I'll work with you personally. DMs are open.

05.03.2026 01:56 — 👍 258 🔁 21 💬 1 📌 2

a woman in a red dress says " read honey " ALT: a woman in a red dress says " read honey "

04.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feels weird having people think you're "dressed up" or "looking serious" just because you're wearing jeans and a t-shirt (tucked in). 🫠🤔

04.03.2026 00:56 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman is wearing sunglasses and gloves . ALT: a woman is wearing sunglasses and gloves .

How do I make them perceive me less.

03.03.2026 18:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I want to keep looking at my hole-infested DM inbox in peace.

03.03.2026 18:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a group of young women are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: a group of young women are standing next to each other in a room .

03.03.2026 17:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As you should. I've seen some horrific things. 😂

03.03.2026 17:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a food person, the mandoline was great until someone sliced their entire finger off (Canon event).

03.03.2026 17:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@azurebolide.bsky.social

03.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🚬: " I can't wait for Pokopia!!!😍🥺🏳️‍🌈👠"

Translation:

03.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 7 📌 0

I've been mauled to death.

01.03.2026 16:33 — 👍 49 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No WWIII is not a good present.

28.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No

28.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One year closer to dying.

Birthday I guess. Presents welcome.

28.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 193 🔁 7 💬 33 📌 0

LOL I didn't even clock you directly you just taking all the shrapnel damage. 😩😩

28.02.2026 14:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Mashed potato with garnish looking ass DUCK.

Hes fine tho.

27.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll be keeping an eye on ya'lls saves.

27.02.2026 19:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Im naming my Pombon Missile and I'm calling it now if you do it you're just a lame copycat stop obsessing over what I'm doing omg loser get a lifeeeeeEEEE.

27.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I mean. 😩

I can't even humbly dismiss it lmao.

27.02.2026 16:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

27.02.2026 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Quote post yourself & your favorite's #Pokemon30 logo

27.02.2026 15:07 — 👍 48 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

Ah so:

- silly choice
- objectively best choice
- the one for the f*gs.

27.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 10 📌 0