Shotgun Eddie

Shotgun Eddie

@rlord.bsky.social

I just want kids to stop throwing rocks at me

31 Followers 48 Following 103 Posts Joined Aug 2023
18 hours ago

They're always like "kids will change your life" and it's like... Obviously but also, real.

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1 day ago

Serbia is great for this in every game

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1 day ago

walking into a bookstore in which a deer has become lost in the "travel" section: "My time to shine! Who's laughing now, Jill?"

*Horrible deer mauling noises*

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1 day ago

This is all true but also every time Americans go to the streets they're met with extreme violence and nothing happens. Probably gonna need an actual strategy.

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2 days ago

Hunting them for sport is inhumane and misanthropic. I would hunt them dispassionately, like a Fish and Wildlife official shooting feral hogs from a helicopter.

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2 days ago

My friends and I often refer to the "Speed 2 effect." Ebert had the only positive review of that movie. If you read it, he describes a really pleasant summer day where he watched a stupid movie in an air conditioned theater with a cold drink and warm popcorn. Sometimes it just be like that.

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3 days ago

Marl Karx

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3 days ago

Yeah of course. They're all stupid as shit. I'm just saying.

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3 days ago

Brazil has mandatory voting. They basically went "Bernie-Trump-angry Bernie"

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5 days ago

Reminds me of when people got mad at that lady for saying poetry is washed. Like, ok I get that there's still Opera singers. Name one.

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5 days ago

He truly is Mr. California

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5 days ago

New York City is the best city in America by a country mile. I hate it so fucking much.

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1 week ago
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i will never give money to this evil man but damn some of these rip

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1 week ago

Used tampon receptacle in the ladies' room with a sign on it that says "Squishies"

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1 week ago

Alex Pretti? Bad guy. Those 160 little girls in Tehran? Bad guys. 10s of thousands of Palestinian children? Bad guys. Your neighbor? Your dog? You? Me? Bad guys. They keep daring us to do something to stop them. Some day somebody will have to.

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1 week ago

I'm gonna renounce my citizenship first chance I get.

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1 week ago

I'm skeptical of Platner for slightly different reasons, but I think a lot of people see themselves in him. A once non-ideological, relatively politically ignorant person who has steadily gravitated to far left politics. Many people think differently from 10 years ago.

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1 week ago

They are good for writing emails you don't care about. Which is honestly a pretty useful tool for most people. The image (and especially video) gen stuff is mostly worthless for regular people.

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1 week ago

I think this guy is kind of a big idiot but he doesn't seem racist. The stupid tattoo is a bad look but there's no indication he actually understood what it meant.

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1 week ago

The money keeps flowing. That's all that matters.

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1 week ago

There is a much more variety to the spices available in your average Whole Foods in America than in any regular grocery store here in France

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2 weeks ago

That doesn't mean the military shouldn't refuse the order. It's obviously a war and if the soldiers refused to fight it, it wouldn't be fought. That won't happen of course, but it should.

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2 weeks ago

Yeah well going to war without Congressional approval is unconstitutional so there's that

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2 weeks ago
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Never forget who you’re fighting for.

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2 weeks ago

Tell you what, if this happened in my city, to my kid, I would stop at nothing - NOTHING - to bring justice to those responsible. I'll bet the good people of Iran will forgive and forget though. No blowback to worry about there.

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2 weeks ago

These are always funny because it's just a made up guy. I know plenty of people in the city who have practical skills. Lots of artists are very handy.

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2 weeks ago

He

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2 weeks ago

Well, Gislane was at Chelsea Clinton's wedding.

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2 weeks ago

They all played hunters. Warlock rotation was too complicated.

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2 weeks ago

Every once in a while some idiot gets himself killed in a way that, while not exactly deserved, is so predictable as to be cathartic. Titan Submersible and Grizzly Man also come to mind.

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