Colby Marshall

This made me giggle a little too much🤣. I get it, man. Love it.

I know it’s Monday because everyone in the office looks like they’re dragging a wet mattress through emotional molasses with noodle arms and existential dread.

Mind blowing.

Smyth: A lot of people have been joking that the United States has kind of turned into the Florida of the world, so imagine what it is like to be the Florida of Florida right now

This is part of what’s so insane. As they talk about re-shoring and manufacturing they are actively trying to destroy an entire us manufacturing industry that already exists.

The @financialtimes.com is not mincing words

"America’s astonishing act of self-harm"
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If you had said in October that if Trump were elected hed end up purging the NSC at the behest of Laura Loomer and ordering Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth to fire the director of the NSA, you’d have been accused of having a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

Trying not to dwell on it or engage constantly. Trying to stay engaged enough to be informed, act as needed,etc, but disengaged enough to function without crippling anxiety/depressive episodes. A delicate balance I'm nowhere close to striking yet, just going with my gut/trial & error?

Do it anyway.

Omg! This is similar to how I choose my lip color and hairstyle: whatever irks my father. 🤣

My Mom is really enjoying this weather because she can now lecture EVERYONE on the dangers of black ice. This is her moment.

Hear, hear! 🥂

You know what I miss from 2000s era internet? Weird stuff. REALLY weird stuff. Example? The original Cake Wrecks blog. Yeah, I know. & that's not even scratching the surface...

The art of the deal:

1. Make wild demands

2. Get nothing

3. Declare victory

A bizarro comic of two praying mantis having tea Mantis one: my husband's disagreeing with me Mantis two: have an antacid

A book drawn by a child, showing a swaddled baby in a bed captioned “When I was a baby, I was evil”

I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever

California license plate with text "TRTLE8M".

Customer: TURTLE ATE HIM. ENJOYS SPENDING SO MUCH TIME IN THE SWAMP AND MUD THAT SOME DAYS IT SEEMS LIKE A TURTLE ATE MY 4X4.
DMV: TURTLE ATE EM

Verdict: ACCEPTED

We live in one of the most dipshitical timelines.

BREAKING: Trump ordered to pay E. Jean Carroll $83.3 million in damages.

Mike Flynn's Hall of Fame induction halted after board resignations The Rhode Island Heritage Hall of Fame said Mike Flynn's induction would now be deferred "to a more peaceful and rational time."

Following a flurry of resignations and public outcry, the Rhode Island Heritage Hall of Fame announced it will defer its 2024 induction of Michael Flynn.

www.newsweek.com/mike-flynns-...

If I were to be visited by 3 ghosts on Christmas Eve, it's not really a contest regarding WHO they'd be. Now, if they are going to do the whole Past, Present, Future thing... now, that I could envision going any which way.

Happy holidays. ❤️

2/2 Clearly I'm vague on the overall movie details from plot point to plot point, but the takeaway I remember was the system wasn't great, & if you WERE wrongly pre-accused, you'd better hope you're the head of the whole law enforcement & have a fast motorcycle, 'cause anyone else is toast.

I think I've seen this movie before--Yeah, yeah! 3 creepy hairless folks in a shallow pool thought about Tom Cruise was murdering someone. Yeah! Then, a lady in a greenhouse told him the precogs make mistakes, revealing a massive false imprisonment scandal in time for him to stop his own... 1/2

If you were an alien visiting Earth for the first time, only, your spaceship crashed into a Hallmark card store, and this is your very first impression of the human race. What are you thinking you've learned about humans in this first encounter with their economy and culture?

There are a lot of allegedly strict literal Bible believing men out there who somehow choose not to follow the part about plucking out your own eye to avoid temptation.

Please don't get complacent because it's inconvenient. Anyone can develop a severe case even if they didn't before; different strains could cause another response. If you're not insured, go to vaccines.gov & search providers participating in the Bridge Access Program to get a booster without charge.

Gen Z Dungeon Master Makes Players Roll for Rizz Tensions flared at the O’Mallaman’s monthly game night yesterday after Kyler O’Mallaman, 14, made his 73-year-old grandfather roll for rizz.

"Tensions flared at the O’Mallaman’s monthly game night...Kyler O’Mallaman,14, tried his hand at [DM]. What was supposed to be another lovely evening with the family quickly turned hostile after the teenager made his 73-yr-old grandfather roll for rizz." Satire at its finest! tinyurl.com/4y2x2zt8

The people who in five years will ask "how did we let this happen"

Are the same people who are, you know, currently letting it happen