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This is perfect.

11.12.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Melania is waiting for him to say Slovakia like he does at home.

12.12.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a pink wall ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a pink wall
12.12.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Yes I know)

12.12.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?

12.12.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sure but if Xi doesn't please the powerful we won't see him no more

12.12.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That's the joke

12.12.2025 01:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Joke about unregulated AI

12.12.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
12.12.2025 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 79    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Seconded

12.12.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We loved my grandmother enough to put tennis balls on her walker.

(Yes, I know)

12.12.2025 00:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 217    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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a group of men are sitting around a table with a name tag that says mr. jcpenney ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with a name tag that says mr. jcpenney
11.12.2025 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come along. It's all grown ups!

11.12.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come elf with me!

11.12.2025 04:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh I'll send you a pic!

11.12.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman dressed as an elf is standing in front of a christmas tree in a room . ALT: a woman dressed as an elf is standing in front of a christmas tree in a room .

Tomorrow I'm dressing up as an elf. Velvet gloves and shoes and everything.

11.12.2025 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 267    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

So all those times he questioned Biden's health were?

11.12.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're pirates now.

11.12.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 271    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

These are solid.

11.12.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 317    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude

10.12.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SAME

10.12.2025 05:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also @nunesalt.bsky.social and me ๐Ÿฎ

10.12.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Queens!

10.12.2025 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As long as the dog is at least three.

10.12.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is standing in front of a sign that says " done " ALT: a woman is standing in front of a sign that says " done "
10.12.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's for financial services companies and rich parents .

10.12.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of black and white cows are standing in a hay field . ALT: a group of black and white cows are standing in a hay field .

Spike ๐Ÿฎโ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿพ

10.12.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's used to creepy older men.

10.12.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TBF Trump don't need pencils. Whomever did his schoolwork needed them.

10.12.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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a woman in a protective suit says enchilada night is cancelled ALT: a woman in a protective suit says enchilada night is cancelled
10.12.2025 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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