june

i only use this site bc i don’t wanna post on twitter anymore but god this place is so lame it feels like being at a vacation bible school

don’t be shocked when you go to the circus and there’s a jester there

idk i thought it was funny

i tried listening to like “gf comforts you to sleep asmr” or whatever but it just made me want to cry so i turned it off

if i could stop having dreams of beautiful women taking care of me and us falling in love that would be great

ozempic

every time i see a pretty girl i take mental damage bc like. ehh can’t that be me. god fucking please. why can’t that be me

dear netflix i have a pitch of a lifetime for you. it’s a reality show where everyone but one guy knows their actors, that one guy thinks it’s all real. the guy would be filmed 24/7 to allow viewers to live through him in a way. i call it “the newman show”, get it because he’s a new kind of guy

demon king? secret stone?

raising my stupid chud son completely isolated from pop culture so that in 20 years he can have a reaction channel where he watches star wars and shit for the first time and i get a cut of the revenue

washed i’m afraid

thinking about sludge….

girl why are you so puppycoded

anyone else feeling doomed by the narrative

i’m going insane im the joker but if the joker wanted to be a woman

can’t blame him tbh that game gets you hooked and then fucks you up with the ending

pokémon day in a week from today and i swear to fuck if legends za doesn’t release before like may/june ish ill lose my mind. i neeeed that fucking game man

@orborbshow.bsky.social will this bring about simpler times or a complicated future

the fact that d comes after abc is bullshit . who the fuck do you think you are

at home, but i know that i can’t stay there forever if i want to become the real me (🏳️‍⚧️). and at college/on my own i have that freedom to eventually be me, but i just don’t feel like i belong here either. i don’t really know what to do about this.

and not in an impostor syndrome way, but rather “the entire culture of this campus feels like it’s made for people other than me, and i will never fit in here” it leads to what i call my “belonging paradox” in which i don’t really feel like i belong anywhere. yeah im comfortable and happy (cont)

long personal rant-y thread about something that’s been bothering me as of late. i just got back to my college apartment after having been back home for over a month. it’s always really lonely here as i don’t really know anyone at my college town. i’ve never quite felt like i belong here (cont)

gone too soon.

500 thousand dollars in aid to the mongolian silkworm industry

they put me in a vat of some kind of goop and i came out changed in a barely distinguishable way

fucking christ it’s january 1st already. whats next? january second? fuck me.

unfortunate

mrs claus visited me last night and instead of giving me presents like santa would she called me a bitch and stole my stocking

at the north pole. strait up jingling it. and by it i mean…… my bells….