we have ghosting all WRONG
See how tired look on tour! DC tonight! Lotta west coats dates: linktr.ee/zzdoublezz
guy at CVS opened the multivitamin cabinet for me and I accidentally grabbed the 50+ vitamins. “Oh these are for an older gentleman,” I said. He comes back, “Well, you do look a little tired.” Have a great day everyone! Read for filth at CVS! Time of death: 10:11am
Why I Am Never Leaving New York (I am chained to a radiator in the basement of the Times Square M&Ms store)
In these times of complete certainty, clarity, and altogether BOREDOM at the state of things, it’s so important to enter a space where you don’t know what it is going to happen: my mind! See you on tour in these 12 cities this fall!
New episode lands this weekend on @meidastouch.com with abductee aka “guest” @zzdoublezz.bsky.social
vintage Cuomo hate
I’ve been at the corner of happy and healthy for an hour - where are you guys?
TONIGHT AT 8: Iranian-American author of “Martyr!” Kaveh Akbar on the toll of war between Israel and Iran, Michigan Senate candidate @abdulelsayed.bsky.social on threats to American democracy, and comedian
@zzdoublezz.bsky.social on Trump's ongoing assault on diversity.
Lotta POSTCARDS from Cuomo, lotta PEOPLE for Zohran and Linder - can you buy an election??? tbd
speaking out about something I love (to hate) - from my special Surprise Me now on YouTube
happy nyc early mayor voting! nyc has a sample ranked choice ballot online — and it’s very cute on first glance, until you realize Cat is calling for the EXILE AND/OR GENOCIDE of his opponent’s species
#GraphicPopsiscleSticks
what does a journalist say before they orgasm? im about TK
my type (not picky!!)
I love to go on the news
re: Trump coin
I’ll try. I’m so tired.
“unconditional”
wow thanks vulture! stream my new special this weekend!
my first comedy special is now live! stream it on YouTube tonight!
Happy Easter!
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Happy Easter!
a clip from my new comedy special “Surprise Me” premiering in 13 days
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The moral of Mickey 17 is that there’s a big difference between 17 and 18
