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@noyeahno.bsky.social

it's jes. cat mom. cosplayer. she/her. 30+

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I don't expect people to know the type of person I am/am not, but for the love of god what the fuck would I gain from doing this on purpose?? Do you think I want to listen to you bitch? No! Learn to read!

And I *know* my guide is clear bc I've had sooo many people verify for me over the years lol

05.12.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: designs the move out guide so that at the top, very important info is there, in bold, highlighted, with the word IMPORTANT written above it in a differentiating font. The same info is also in bold in the body of the email.

Literally everyone: I waS NEVer tOLd THiS YOUR TryINg tO ScaM mE

05.12.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Liminal Time - Ceramic Commissions If you've ever wanted me to make you a cup, tumbler, or pair of shot glasses, this is how you get one.ย  10 spots available. After the purchase is complete, I'll reach out to see if you'd rather a shot...

I am taking ceramic commissions for the "liminal time" (end of december - beginning of january) so if you WANT a cup, but you don't wanna have to wait for a drop, this is a great way to get one.

05.12.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sister-in-law keeps sending pics of new dice and I keep calling them different types of candy and I think at this point she believes that I really would try to eat one.

04.12.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they have the party here again next year I'm skipping out, the office would have been preferable lol

03.12.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Literally my first thought when I saw this was wtf where's Ghost lmao

03.12.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Work holiday party is at a dave and busters and I am soooo overstimulated. There are too many lights, too many inconsistent sounds. Nightmare.

And if I get asked one more time if I'm okay I'm gonna lose it. I am I promise, just let me enjoy this event in my own way please and thank you!!

03.12.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

going thru my notes app bc it's getting out of control and i'm obsessed with the ones i obviously wrote while too high. the insane amount of typos... they're incomprehensible. i'll never be able to figure out what i was talking about, they read like the nonsensical ramblings of an insane person lol

03.12.2025 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unexpectedly down one coworker + holidays + me and my manager tryna use our remaining pto/sick time... What a mess this month's calendar is lol

02.12.2025 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's time to start my fucked up work schedule, hooray.

02.12.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna try baking something from memory that I've literally only made once and my memory is complete shit lol wish me luck

29.11.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

charles gets soooo much fluffier this time of year and i both love and hate it. he's cute, he's cozy, and he's also the reason why i keep getting fur in my fucking eyes.

28.11.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

went grocery shopping yesterday and got the things i need for friendsgiving, but absolutely neglected to buy any regular groceries and i really don't have much... whoops.

27.11.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sometimes i try responding to group messages when i first wake up and it never goes right. i just cannot comprehend more than one concept and one person at a time. glad i was able to provide some entertainment for my siblings i guess lol

27.11.2025 17:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

do work? absolutely not.

24.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"why didn't you provide these numbers to them?"

well 1- i wasn't sure if i could and 2- i love not answering people's questions

24.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I want to meet them at their level."

Okay so why aren't you being a massive bitch?

"Exercise empathy, like the stupid trainings we're forced to take teach."

If you gotta learn empathy from one of those you've got some real fuckin problems.

I simply do not care about shitty people idk

24.11.2025 16:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay putting a pin in that one for next year, the vision i've already got building out in my head will require more setup than i think i'm prepared for this year but literally why have i never considered this before

23.11.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know what i need to do a lotr themed one at some point since that's always what i put on in the background while i work on it. they can be a pair of silly little hobbits...

23.11.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've accepted that I'll probably never top the madonna and child one, that'll always be peak.

23.11.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I *really* want to paint another little set this year, so I think I know what I'm gonna do for the holiday card! I've got two concepts bouncing around in my head, but we'll see which I go with once I start getting supplies together

23.11.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I absolutely fucking hate outlook. There are some basic things I would love for it to do but nooooo of course it can't do something simple.

20.11.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I now have a few places to check that I wouldn't have thought of. I don't want to run around after work but the sacrifices I'll make for a joke...

18.11.2025 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Shout out to my coworkers for trying to help me find something extremely specific for a thing I want to make for tomorrow, even though they were looking at me like I'm crazy lmao

18.11.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No no no no no not a midday migraine please no these are always the worst ones, they can leave me incapacitated for days

18.11.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When my brother commits to a bit he fuckin commits. You really gotta respect the dedication.

18.11.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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youtu.be/dkJNqHgTxwI?...

18.11.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1595    ๐Ÿ” 1136    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 144

I burn myself on the oven or stove almost every single time and idk how I haven't completely fucked up my hands yet

18.11.2025 04:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.

17.11.2025 10:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5616    ๐Ÿ” 1441    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 137    ๐Ÿ“Œ 191

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