A 21st century horror story: you wake up to all of your apps dancing. Youβve been rearranging them in your sleep. Something on your homescreen is missing. You donβt know what.
05.12.2025 15:15 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0@alymay.bsky.social
Bus rider organizer, civic duty cutie, aspiring geographer, occasional sexuality educator, mother of 2, spouse of @atherton.bsky.social. They/them
A 21st century horror story: you wake up to all of your apps dancing. Youβve been rearranging them in your sleep. Something on your homescreen is missing. You donβt know what.
05.12.2025 15:15 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Top Emojis/ ππ π’β€οΈ Total: 115 Unique: 56 Per Post: 0.16
Word cloud including Most Used Words in visualized order (not magnitude): safety vote morning favorite buses means less money dance phone nmpol free seen voice else parenting leave school family believe kids transit three service mexico varela show crime armijo happy together cute parent uballez without reading check sanchez says call season keep zoom wants keller tell watch except hour fares city live toddler called glad public hard baby, parents friends zero exactly albuquerque white least milk businesses knew children night instead sleep traffic wanted burqueskies help neighborhood care able
Image Post: 100% of images have alt text 160% above average
I need to up my emoji game but overall not ashamed of my stats in 2025
05.12.2025 05:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "baby" (35Γ)
2. "keller" (26Γ)
3. "says" (23Γ)
4. "albuquerque" (19Γ)
5. "uballez" (19Γ)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Democratic politicians need to stop accepting Trumpβs white nationalist premise that immigration is bad and proudly and loudly make a positive case for why Americaβs identity and history as a nation of immigrants is so important.
04.12.2025 01:14 β π 4017 π 910 π¬ 84 π 53Honestly one of, if not their best
04.12.2025 06:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this song is either very horny or very Christian or both youtu.be/6t96B5bD_8g
04.12.2025 05:55 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 4 π 0Duolingo saying you havenβt done Klingon in 3 days with a pouty owl
My brain definitely added an βaβ where it didnβt belong
04.12.2025 04:37 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0A whole lot of cities saw backlashes against density in and around the 1970s.
Downzoning: apartments that previously got built were no longer allowed.
This happened in Toronto, Vancouver, San Francisco, Los Angeles, and San Francisco.
Lots more cities. Probably wherever you live, dear reader!
Ooo thank you!!
02.12.2025 20:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I want a movie and no fewer than three sequels.
02.12.2025 19:52 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Interrupted one conversation strangers had near me today to tell them about FERPA rights and just interrupted another one to tell them about same day voter registration. Iβm on a roll lol
02.12.2025 19:46 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Us too!!
02.12.2025 06:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0GOTV ABQ!!
THE BURQUE DESERVES TO CONTINUE THE GOOD WORK!
It has begun. Let it work! Vote for Keller!
βAI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to itβ wrong. I donβt have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
01.12.2025 23:29 β π 21797 π 8812 π¬ 190 π 285the batshit American government is forcing childrenβs book publishers to put out the absolute wildest statements
02.12.2025 04:45 β π 1492 π 309 π¬ 14 π 1I'm so tired of measles.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
It was kind of cool to see familiar sights but I know itβs going to be a no-kids show and I worry itβs also a not-right-before-bed show so it might take us a while to get through it
02.12.2025 06:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just watched the first episode of Pluribus, knowing nothing about it except that it was shot in Albuquerque, oh and I guess Iβm also never sleeping again either
02.12.2025 05:55 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Note to self: 2 year olds are unreliable helpers at surreptitious little birthday tasks. Happy birthday, @atherton.bsky.social!
02.12.2025 00:53 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Peak Smallbuquerque is chatting with a stranger in the coffeeshop and walking away with a dental cleaning appointment π
01.12.2025 17:58 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*Weird Al voice* "A first class, one-way ticket, to Smaaaaaallllbuquerque"
29.11.2025 06:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0While I was reading this post, I got an ad about how to basically lie to your kid when they lost their stuffed animal using AI to generate images of them on an adventure. It was probably intended to be cute but it gave me a tummy ache
28.11.2025 17:15 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content theyβre presenting.
28.11.2025 15:07 β π 12392 π 2024 π¬ 213 π 302Opening up three cans of cranberry sauce on the same plate so my family can enjoy smart ploppable urbanism.
27.11.2025 21:05 β π 87 π 8 π¬ 0 π 0Majestic as fuck
27.11.2025 18:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I left a small pencil lead container on my desk today and a zoomer asked me if it was my vape π
26.11.2025 03:31 β π 18 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0Related rates and optimization (calc 1)
23.11.2025 16:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Damn you overhear some WILD things nursing a beer and doing math in the corner at a bar on Saturday night
23.11.2025 04:22 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0βStill in my MILF era!β I whisper to myself, taking off my pants to peel off my compression socks after kicking off my Dr. Schollβs brand sensible flats
22.11.2025 03:44 β π 44 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Yeah, Iβm down to play Seven Minutes in Heaven (snoozing my alarm so I can stay in my warm and toasty bed for a few minutes longer)
21.11.2025 14:30 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0