STOP FUCKING WITH IRAN

yeah dude it sucks. each one capitalizes my first name, doesn't capitalize my last, claims to be the nephew. it has his yearbook photo. it even ends with an "I miss you!".

I'm not going to post the full text or screen grab it for obvious reasons but this shit is depressing.

I have a young nephew who lives in Florida, and Florida education is so shit and underfunded that his school regularly sends me email spam begging for donations as my nephew. Stealing a little boy's voice to beg his relatives for cash. We are a fucking joke as a nation.

y'all didn't listen to me when i said we might need to revisit feeding Christians to lions and now look at where we are with this shit. tsk tsk tsk

if you signed up to lay down your life for your country, does that sacrifice also include getting shot down by an allied country bc the person ordering you into war is fucking hammered by 8 am?

nothing quite like the Hamtramck Blowout. I love this city.

I encourage all my liberal friends and followers to go read The Jakarta Method

hey NBC go fuck yourself

Sister City what are you doing stuck in the dryer??

I take too many pictures with my dick out:

let trans people be, goddamnit

i wanna hear him sing this but I'll never turn to ai

my larger son is telling everyone very matter-of-factly "you have some blood in you body. it come out sometimes."

“I’m Terry Nasty, Terry Gross’ disgusting alter-ego!” #striplaw

it's "one reason" in the format of a choose your own adventure. innovative!

Baker Street Very Irregulars.👇

Prosecutor: “Now who was to the left of you?”

Me: “Clowns”

Prosecutor: “and to your right?”

Me: “Jokers”

Prosecutor: “And where… where were you in all of this?”

Me: “You know EXACTLY where I was you SONOFABITCH!”

Judge: “Order, ORDER!!”

Imagine if a competent journalist like Narduwar was investigating all these Epstein connected dirtbags.

who are bigger career criminals than landlords and capitalists?

yes

when they write the book on this administration, the title better be "Ooops! All Pedophiles!"

Imagine if a competent journalist like Narduwar was investigating all these Epstein connected dirtbags.

absolutely insane to see Musk feted at Davos as the icon of a boldly "optimistic" future in 2026, as if he hadn't just spent the last year buying elections for fascists, making Nazi salutes, condemning millions in Africa to death, and building "Mechahitler," and a nonconsensual porn/CSAM generator

the frontman looked like Babu Frik

I feel it bares repeating that as a teenager the things Stephen Miller was really into was fucking Rush Limbaugh.

Instead of something cool like Black Sabbath or getting laid

Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would

Amazing. What a hero!

God I love watching local news in a hotel room, I’m in San Francisco and they’re doing a story about a Taco Bell Cantina opening at Fisherman’s Wharf and it ended with one anchor saying to the other, “We’ve gotta check that out”

gadzooks she might be on to something